arizona: NEVADA IS PROPOSING YALL
arizona: SHE SAID YES
washington: LETS GOOOOOOO
colorado: ye :DD
utah: homes of sexuals
ohio: YES, PAY UP
montana: NO
wisconsin: pls help, michigan is trying to bring me back to the hospital
oregon: what 😡 grr 💥🤛
iowa: come back though, all these nurses are bringing me somewhere
illinois: WHAT??? WHERE????
iowa: idk
iowa: i've been on a plane for awhile now though
indiana: MARY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE WATCHING THEM
maryland: I PUT VIRGINIA ON THE JOB BECAUSE I WANTED TO GO TO SLEEP BACK AT THE HOTEL
west virginia: VIRGINIA
virginia: I LEFT I THOUGHT THE NURSES WOULD TAKE CARE OF HIM
iowa: GUYS CALM DOWN ILL KEEP YOU UPDATED
new hampshire: REPLACE THE 'C' AND 'M' WITH 'S' IN CUM
maine: sus
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new jersey: iowa, where r u now?
iowa: i'm having dinner with scotland, ireland, wales, northern ireland, england, london, and the uk
new york: EXCUSE ME???
iowa: OH, FRANCE JUST CAME IN WITH NEW ZEALAND AND AUSTRALIA NVM
montana: did you just legit get kidnapped by french nurses to attend a family dinner
iowa: yeah you guys might want to use the boat to get over to london
nevada and california are online
nevada: hey guys, she said yes! so what did we m
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