utah: so when did virginia and maryland start being a thing
montana: they aren't???????
utah: why are they on a double date with nevada and cali then🙄
colorado: lmao look at all of em useless lesbians
new hampshire: wait isn't maryland with massachusetts?
nebraska: they broke up in the revolutionary war omg
maine: oh yeah, then mass had to take care of me by himself with that big angry single dad energy™
new york: lol you belonged to massachusetts loser
maine: shut your mouth hole or else i'll tell them
south carolina: 👀
north dakota: wait where were they having the double date
colorado: paris
south dakota: why were you and utah there
indiana: ya'll datin'? 😳
colorado: hahA jokes on you, my true love is giraffes💞
utah: how dare you assume colorado is a cheater
giraffe bae🥰: colorado we'll talk about this when you get home
colorado: babe i-
giraffe bae🥰 changed their name to "giraffe fam✌️"
colorado: babe please-💔
giraffe fam✌️ left the conversation
nevada: so colorado you're single now
nevada: wanna smash with utah
colorado: hell yeah!
utah: really?? top or bottom?
colorado: what the shit do you mean? didn't nevada mean smash bros?
utah: y e p
colorado: coolios
colorado: we'll be back, dude-bros
maryland: big oof my dude
vermont: they legit went on a date tho-?
YOU ARE READING
states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
