hawaii: idaho is now my favorite
alaska: what why
hawaii: hE GIVES ME SOME OF HIS LUNCH UNLIKE YOU SWINES
iowa: why don't you just pack your own lunch, you're a good cook
hawaii : I FORGOT
hawaii: AND ALSO THANK YOU
idaho: wait so i'm the favorite now :0
idaho: i'm not anyone's favorite
hawaii: what about montana and wyoming???
idaho: they're cuddling???
north dakota: without you???
idaho: yeah???
minnesota: maybe you should ask them if you could join???
idaho: okay???
massachusetts: everyone stop with the question marks or i'll fucking slaughter all of you
nevada: hot
cali: so as i was saying, we should go to a carnival
colo: you never said that but ok
cali: yeah someone's hosting one on sunday
west virginia: i'm not sure that all of us can get to california by tonight
cali: well u better get here by tomorrow night because we're having a sleepover
new hampshire: ooo we can talk about boys 😳💕
indiana: i wonder who's gonna ask who to prom 😍
connecticut: we went to prom in 1988 dude
rhode island: yeah and then we went roller skating
pennsylvania: and utah had that gay panic
new york: lol loser
indiana: but like, what if we pretend it's 1988 again and we imagine that we went to the carnival after prom 🥺👉👈
tennessee: that's cute and all but i totally remember there not being a carnival after prom
indiana: s h u t
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states do be texting doe 😳
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