--Time Waster # 26--
Carlos: Well guys, it's been a pleasure hanging out with you all.
Sal: You only hung out with Cami.
Carlos: Anyway. It's time that I get back to my family so they know I'm alive.
Cami: It was fun spending time with you!
Darren: *Crosses his arms* How long is this goodbye going to take?
Carlos: Um, its pretty much done now. I'll email you, Cami.
Sal: Hey! That is our thing, Cami!
Cami: Not really, I use my email for many other things.
Sal: Yeah? Like what?
Cami: Like when I need to contact my explosives guy. Which reminds me, I need to check my email later.
Sal: -_-
Carlos: Well by--
Darren: Bye.
Carlos: ... *Leaves*.
Cami: So, now what?
Sal: Let's go get smoothies and make fun of people who dress their dogs in pink.
Cami: :D My favorite hobby!
Darren: I thought your favorite hobby was using knives to carve funny comics into the walls in Sal's den.
Sal: WHAT!? *Runs to the family den* I don't see- OH MY GOSH! CAMI! THAT IS SO NOT COOL!!
Cami: *Snickers*.
*AT THE SMOOTHIE PLACE*
(A/N: The idea for what happens below came from Sal. Thanks Sal! :D)
Sal: Alright, it's clear that we need to find something to do. Any ideas?
Cami: You and Alf--
Sal: NO!
Alfred: -_-
Cami: I wanna go to a haunted house.
Sal: Cami, they don't exist. People just make that stuff up to scare you. And besides, it's not even Halloween.
Cami: It doesn't have to be Halloween. I'm bored.
Sal: Fine, we'll go.
Cami: Great!
*AT THE HAUNTED HOUSE*
Sal: This looks terrifying!
Cami: Hold Alfred's hand.
Sal: Shut up. I meant terrifying in a good way.
Alfred: Since when is that a good thing!?
Sal: It's always been a good thing for me.
Alfred: You're weird.
Sal: Thank you.
Alfred: ....
Cami: Okay, Sal - you're going first! *Shoves Sal forward*.
Sal: Big deal. *Walks in* It's just an old, crappy looking house!
Cami, Alfred, & Darren: *Walk inside*.
Cami: Hmm. It's fancy.
Sal: Well it's not scary. *Goes upstairs*.
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
