--Time Waster # 11--
*LATER*
Cami: *Walks into the kitchen with an ice pack on her head* This vacation sucks. *Glares at Sal*.
Sal: It's not my fault you have a bad headache.
Charlie: Wait, yes it is. You're the one who beat the cheese out of her with a fire extinguisher, your fist, and - at various moments - your sneakers.
Sal: She started it.
Cami: You started it!
Sal: NO, YOU DID!
Cami: NO, YOU DID!
Charlie: YOU BOTH DID NOW SHUT THE HECK UP!
Cami and Sal: YES MA'AM! *Sit down on the couch and stay quiet*.
Charlie: Heh heh, I could totally be a leader.
*THE NEXT DAY*
Cami: *Walks into the kitchen and sees Sal and Alfred arguing*.
Sal: CHARMANDER IS BETTER!
Alfred: Are you kidding me!? PIKACHU ALL THE WAY!
Cami: Someone cook me breakfast.
Sal & Alfred: *Completely ignore Cam and continue on with their argument*.
Sal: HELLOOOO?? Charmander is much more awesome! He's all fiery and stuff!
Alfred: You only say that because you're addicted to fire!
Cami: Hey, I could really use a ham and cheese omlet right about now. *Pats hungry stomache* Now. Now. Now. Now. Okay seriously!? NOW!
Sal: I can't believe you would pick Pikachu over Charmander! What are you, stupid?
Alfred: Did you just call me stupid!?
Cami: I believe it was in more of a question form, if anything else, my friend.
Sal: Maybe I did! And maybe I didn't!
Alfred: WELL CHARMANDER SUCKS!
Sal: YOU SUCK! AND SO DOES YOUR YELLOW CREATURE!
Alfred: EXCUSE ME?!
Sal: YEAH! I WENT THERE!
Cami: I'M HUNGRY! DO I HAVE TO SAY PLEASE?! FINE. PAH-LEASE. FEED. ME!
Sal: COOK YOUR OWN STINKIN' BREAKFAST!!
Cami: YOU BANNED ME FROM COOKING IN THE SAME HOME WITH YOU EVER SINCE OUR LAST INCIDENT!
Alfred: PIKA. CHU.
Sal: CHAR. MANDER.
Cami: Guys are you kidding me? Don't pronounce them like that it makes you seem like morons.
Sal & Alfred: *Glare at Cam*.
Cami: Suuuure.. The one time you decide to acknowledge me is when I insult you.
Alfred: Charmander is stupid, he's nothing compared to Pikachu!
Sal: No, flip it around! Charmander is better!!!!
Alfred: NO HE ISN'T! HE'S JUST A STUPID FIERY THING!
Sal: YOU WANNA BE A STUPID FIERY THING?! I WILL SET YOU ON FIRE RIGHT NOW, MISTER!
Cami: *Whistles* She is craaaaankyyyyy.
Sal & Alfred: *Continue the argument for about ten more minutes*.
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
