--Time Waster # 29--
*THE NEXT DAY - AT THE PARK*
Sal: *Walks over to Cami at the taco stand*.
Cami: SAL! So, how was your date?
Sal: I can't believe you did that! Well I can, but still!
Cami: *Takes a bite of her taco and waits for Sal to continue*.
Sal: ...
Cami: Go on.
Sal: It's gonna take a little more than a pizza to get Alfred and I back together!
Cami: But you do think it'll happen, right?
Sal: No!
Cami: Why can't pizza bring you two together?
Sal: It's such a dumb attempt! I mean come on - pizza!?
Cami: If something so dumb like pokemon could break you up, why couldn't something just as dumb - yet delicious - bring you back together!?
Sal: *Gasps* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Cami: TAKE WHAT BACK!?
Sal: POKEMON IS NOT DUMB!
Cami: WELL YOU ARE!
Sal: >:O *Snatches Cami's taco away and throws it on the ground*.
Cami: HEY! YOU BI--
Darren: STOP FIGHTING!
Sal: Oh hey, when did you get here?
Darren: Just now.
Sal: Ah.. *Looks at Cami*.
Cami: *Looks extremely angry*.
Sal: What the heck is your problem?
Cami: YOU DID NOT JUST THROW MY TACO ON THE GROUND!
Sal: Uh, yeah I did.
Cami: YOU CAN INSULT MY TASTE IN MUSIC, YOU CAN CALL ME STUPID, BUT WHEN YOU ASSAULT MY TACO - IT'S PERSONAL!
Sal: o_O Seriously? I can call you a crap load of mean names but when it comes to food then you're actually mad? You're stupid.
Cami: YOU'RE STUPID!!
Sal: YOU'RE STUPIDER!
Cami: THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!
Sal: IT IS NOW!
Cami: YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE OF THE DICTIONARY!
Sal: WANNA BET!?
Cami: YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT!
Sal: SHUT UP! *Tackles Cami*.
Cami: *Turns over and punches Sal in the face*.
Taco Stand Dude: Shouldn't we help?
Darren: Just grab your taco cart and run.
T.S.D: *Runs off with his taco cart*.
Darren: Um, guys?
Sal & Cami: BUTT OUT!
Darren: Well then! *Walks over to the bench* I'll wait here until one of you kills the other.
Cami: IF YOU'RE GOING TO HURT TACOS AND CALL ME NAMES THEN I DON'T WANT TO BE NEAR YOU TODAY!
Sal: WELL IF YOU'RE GOING TO INSULT POKEMON THEN I DON'T WANT TO BE NEAR YOU AT ALL!
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
