--Time Waster # 34--
Sal: CAMI GET YOUR LAZY BUTT OUT OF BED RIGHT NOW!
Cami: NO! *Pulls the covers over her head*.
Sal: YES! IF MY GRUMPY BUTT HAS TO BE UP THIS EARLY THAN SO DOES YOURS! GET. UP.
Zack: *Pokes his head through the tent* Is everything okay in here?
Sal: Oh yes, everything is fine. :)
Zack: Okay, we're going swimming.
Sal: Cool. We'll be right out.
Cami: Don't make me vomit in my own bed.
Zack: ....
Sal: She's... *sighs* I don't even know how to finish that sentence.
Cami: Rude.
Zack: Right. Well we'll meet you at the lake. *Leaves*.
Sal: *Waits for a minute until she's sure Zack is out of ear-shot, then looks back at Cami* GET THE HECK UP RIGHT NOW! I WILL NOT MISS A CHANCE TO IMPRESS HIM! I can't believe I just said that...
Cami: *Snickers*.
Sal: GET UP!
Cami: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Sal: I'LL BUY YOU FOOD!
Cami: Pfft! ... Really?
Sal: Yes.
Cami: *Jumps out of bed and shoves Sal out of the tent* I need to get shorts and a t-shirt on! I'll be right out! *Zips up the tent*.
*AT THE LAKE*
Cami: What a wonderful day! *Runs to the end of the dock and jumps into the water*.
Cheyenne: What the heck happened to her?
Sal: She's excited because I promised to buy her food.
Cheyenne: That's nice.
Sal: Not really. She isn't actually getting any from me.
Cheyenne: Then why did you..? Ahh, never mind.
Sal: *Smiles and sits by Zack* Good morning.
Zack: Good morning.
Mason: It is, isn't it? *Shoves Sal over and sits between her and Zack*.
Sal: *Mutters numerous curse words under her breath*.
Mason: Got something you wanna share there, Sal?
Sal: You're adopted.
Mason: *Smiles*.
Kaydie: Mason! Stop bothering them!
Mason: What? I'm not bothering them!
Sal & Zack: Yes you are.
Zack: No offense.
Mason: *Glares*.
Kaydie: I told you not to bother these two when they're attempting to flirt! *Pulls Mason up from the ground*.
Sal: Yea- Hey! Attempting!?
Kaydie: No offense. *Walks away with Mason*.
Sal: Anyway, how are you?
Zack: I'm good. How are you?
Sal: I'm goo--
Cami: Oh for crying out loud! You two are so awkward! *Walks over to Sal and Zack and pulls them up off the ground* Sal likes Zack, and Zack likes Sal! Now go on a romantic hike together and don't come back until the two of you are dating!! *Shoves them off in a random direction*.
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
