Time Waster # 39 -- BEN'S PREGNANT!!

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--Time Waster # 39--

*LATER THAT MORNING - SEVEN A.M.*

Cheyenne: *Comes into the kitchen* Okay, I finally finished putting my face mask on.

Cami: *Bursts out laughing*.

Cheyenne: What's so funny?

Cami: You look like a bright green alien! *Clutches her stomach* Whew.

Cheyenne: You're wearing it, too. Therefore, you look the same.

Cami: Yeah, but... but... ah, shut up.

Sal: *Takes a bite of her toaster waffle* Oh my gosh, it's like Heaven in my mouth. *Shreiks* AH! HOT HEAVEN! HOT HEAVEN!

Cami: *Begins to laugh so hard she falls out of her chair*.

Sal: *Finally swallows the piece of waffle in her mouth and glares at Cami* I hate you.

Cami: I know. ^_^

Cheyenne: So what do you guys wanna do today?

Cami: *Shrugs* We still have summer school.

Sal: Let's get ice cream afterwards.

Cheyenne: That sounds good.

Cami: *Nods in agreement*.

*ANOTHER WEEK LATER - THE LAST DAY OF SUMMER SCHOOL - FIGURED NO ONE WOULD WANT TO SIT THROUGH MUCH MORE OF SUMMER SCHOOL TYPE STUFF*

Cami: *Is searching for her name on the grade list posted on the wall in the hallway* B!? WHY IN THE WORLD DID YOU GIVE ME A STINKIN' B!?

Mr. Parker: You didn't deserve an A. *Walks away*.

Cami: BUTT PICKLE!

Sal: Oh shut up. You didn't even deserve the B, either.

Cami: *Shrugs and steps aside so Sal can look at the english class grade list*.

Sal: A C!? WHAT THE CRAP, MISS TEACHER CHICK!?

Teacher: That's a C Plus. Just be glad you passed.

Sal: That's it. I'm egging that witch's house tonight!

Cami: I was hoping you'd say something like that.

Cheyenne: I got an A Plus.

Sal: *Mutters* Butt pickle.

Cheyenne: I heard that.

Cami: Well, there is one good thing that came out of your C Plus.

Sal: Yeah? What's that?

Cami: Well... I DID BETTER THAN YOU! *Jumps and dances around the hallway towards the front doors*.

Sal: YOU DID NOTHING! THIS ISN'T FAIR!

Cami: *Cackles*.

*THE NEXT DAY*

Cami: I'm sorry we couldn't find that witch's address.

Sal: Eh, it's okay. I just decided to hack into the school's system and change my grade to a B Plus anyway.

Cami: Why not an A?

Sal: Too suspicious.

Cami: Ah. So now what?

Sal: I don't know.

Ben: *Walks inside the house with Sophia*.

Cami: BENJAMIN! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MISTER!? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S BEEN SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HOME!? AND NOW YOU JUST WALK IN LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED!?

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