--Time Waster # 37--
C.M.: Cami, go check the mail.
Cami: Aye aye, Captain!
C.M.: *Shoots Cami a glare*.
Cami: *Clears her throat* I mean beautiful mommy.
C.M.: *Smiles* Go.
Cami: *Runs out of the kitchen, but runs back in a second later and grabs her breakfast burrito*.
C.M.: *Gives Cami a weird look as she runs back out of the kitchen* I swear, it's like I only produce one of each kind of child. I get Ben 0 the tough-yet-sweet kid, Doris – the soon-to-be fashion model, and then Cameron - the criminal.
Cami: I heard that!
C.M.: CHECK THE MAIL!
Cami: FINE!
*OUTSIDE*
Cami: Okay, let's see. How am I gonna do this? Oh, I know. *Holds the burrito with her mouth while she manages to rummage through the mail*.
Sal: *Walks over* Cami! I have to go to summer school! Summer school! Can you believe this crap!?
Cami: *Shrugs*.
Sal: *Huffs* I am so not in the mood for this crap.
Cami: *Raises an eyebrow at Sal*.
Sal: The bad news, I mean. First of all, it's summer. Who the heck wants to spend their summer in school!? Second, it's way too freaking hot for that! And I guarantee you that the only room that's going to be cooled down in that entire freaking school is the gym!
Cami: *Stares at Sal for a minute before going back to looking through the letters*.
Sal: *Shifts impatiently from foot-to-foot before finally snatching the burrito out of Cami's mouth*.
Cami: Hey!
Sal: BACK OFF CAMI! I'M ANGRY AND I WANT THIS BURRITO!
Cami: O_O I was full anyway...
Sal: *Angrily takes a bite of the breakfast burrito and glares ahead at nothing in particular*.
Cami: WHAT THE CRAP IS THIS!?
Sal: What? *Takes another angry bite*.
Cami: I HAVE A LETTER FROM SCHOOL, TOO! HOW THE CRAP COULD I HAVE FAILED MATH!?
Sal: YOU THINK THAT'S BAD!? I FAILED ENGLISH!! WHO THE HECK FAILS SOMETHING THEY'VE BEEN SPEAKING FOR PRETTY MUCH THEIR ENTIRE LIFE!?
Cami: Apparently you do.
Sal: *Shoots a death glare at Cami*.
Cami: *Sighs* This is ridiculous. Not only did I fail math, but neither of us are going to be together during summer school since you passed math and I passed English.
Sal: Don't rub it in. >:(
Cami: I'm just saying. I am massively ticked off now. *Snatches the burrito away from Sal while she's in the process of taking a bite*.
Sal: HEY!
Cami: I WILL SET YOU ABLAZE IF YOU TRY TO TAKE MY BURRITO, WOMEN!
Sal: *Glares angrily at nothing again*.
*ONE WEEK LATER*
Cami: I don't wanna be here!
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
