--Time Waster # 16--
*THE NEXT DAY - I KNOW I SKIP A LOT...*
Cami: *Comes into the kitchen singing loudly* I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR ME-- *Sees Sal* What the crap are you doing in my house?
Sal: *Is sitting on the counter eating a frozen waffle* I was out of toaster waffles, so I thought I'd stop by.
Cami: *Raises an eyebrow* You know you're supposed to cook those, right?
Sal: Duh. But something's wrong with your toaster.
Cami: *Sees toaster smoking* What did you do!?
Sal: Why do you assume I did it!?
Cami: Are you kidding me right now?
Sal: Okay fine, I did it. It was an accident, though!! I was just trying to toast a waffle, but the stupid thing wouldn't go down!!
Cami: So..?
Sal: So I tossed a match in it.
Cami: You did what!?
*TOASTER SUDDENLY BURSTS INTO FLAMES*
Cami: SAL! THE TOASTER WASN'T EVEN PLUGGED IN, YOU MORON!!!
Sal: Oops. *Shrugs and continues eating her frozen waffle*.
Cami: DUDE!
Sal: What?
Cami: *Gets the fire extinguisher and puts out the flames* No wonder your family hates you.
Sal: Not all of my family hates me!!
Cami: So you admit that some do?
Sal: If you're trying to imply that my Grandmother hates me, I will gladly light you on fire.
Cami: I hate you and your pyro ways.
Sal: It's a gift. ^_^
Cami: *Rolls her eyes* Whatever. I'm going to Ben and Sophia's house with Darren. Wanna come?
Sal: I'm bringing Justin!!
Cami: -_- Of course you are.
Sal: ^_^
*LATER - AT BEN AND SOPHIA'S*
Ben: *Is laughing histerically*.
Cami: It's not funny!!
Mason: Awh, it's cute! *Also laughs*.
Cami: It's embarrassing!! I hate you for telling, Ben!
Ben: But it was funny.
Sal: *Comes out of the bathroom* What the heck did I miss??
Darren: *Stifles laughter*.
Cami: It isn't funny!!
Ben: I told Mason that when Cami was ten, she had a crush on him.
Sal: ... *Bursts out laughing* THAT IS SO CUTE!
Cami: Just watch, I'm going to kill you all in your sleep.
Sal: Not to be a smarty-pants or anything, but how can we watch if we're going to be asleep?
Cami: UGGGGGHHHH! *Storms out of room*.
Sal: *Wipes away a tear from laughing so hard* That's too cute.
Ben: Cami! Come back out here!
Cami: NO!
Ben: Please? It's time to tell stories!
YOU ARE READING
Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
