--Time Waster # 14--
Cami: *Comes into the dining room holding a clipboard and dressed in all red* Well Sal, as you may know, Valentines Day is coming up soon.
Sal: *Is sitting at the kitchen table eating toast* What's your point?
Cami: We have to be ready!!
Sal: We still have like... thirteen days.
Cami: So? We still need to be prepared for it!! We have to decoooooooorraaaaaate!!
Sal: No we doooooonnn'ttt. Now go away, It's six a.m. and I want to eat my breakfast in peace. What are you doing up so early anyway? Don't you usually sleep til around noon?
Cami: I couldn't get to sleep. -_-
Sal: You didn't sleep at all last night?
Cami: No. I was too busy planning for Valentines Day. Now get dressed, we have to go to the store to get supplies!!!
Sal: I am dressed.
Cami: No you aren't.
Sal: Yes I am.
Cami: *Points to the stairs and yells* GO CHANGE INTO YOUR PAJAMAS!!
Sal: YOU'RE WEIRD! *Gets up and runs out of the room*.
Cami: Drama Queen.
*A WHILE LATER - AT THE STORE*
Sal: I don't like wearing my pajamas to the store. >:(
Cami: I do! Look at my slippers!! ^_^ They're bunniiiiieeeesss!
Sal: -_- I can't believe I'm stuck here with you.
Cami: Okay, we need pink and red paint.
Sal: What for..?
Cami: Chill out, we're not painting the house. I rented a building and they're letting me paint it.
Sal: How'd you rent a building? You've been in jail too many times - you can't be trusted! They should know that!
Cami: I know! The first place I went to, the lady freaked out and hid under her desk. Then I said 'Wait, I meant to say my name was Sal Thunder!'
Sal: So she let you rent it?
Cami: Are you crazy!? She called the police! They're more scared of you than they are of me!
Sal: ... Hm.
Cami: So I went somewhere else and gave them Charlie's name instead.
Sal: Ah. It's always the nice people they never suspect.
Cami: Yeah. After the Valentines Day party is over, no place will ever rent to a Charlotte Smith.
Sal: Her real name is Charlotte?
Cami: Yeah.
Sal: How did I miss her mentioning that?
Cami: Oh, she never did.
Sal: Then how'd you find out?
Cami: ... Are we just gonna stand around and question what I do during my alone time or are we gonna shop for crap!?
Sal: I don't think they sell crap here...
Cami: >:( *Punches Sal in the face and puts her in the cart*.
Sal: ZzzzzZzzzZzz.....
Old Lady: :O
Cami: And that, madame, is how you take care of a person that bothers you.
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
