(A/N: Winter Break just started! :D I helped set up for graduation today. One of my friends graduated so now I'm almost alone :( Well two kind of but the other one is just sort of my friend. She keeps getting my name wrong even though we've known each other for about a year and a half. But I guess last year didn't count much because we barely talked then. Oh well.. Anyway I'm going to be gone a lot tomorrow so I figured now would be a good time to post some Time Wasters :) I hope you like them!)
--Time Waster # 31--
*AT DARREN'S HOUSE*
Cami: *Bangs on the door*.
Darren: *Swings the door open* WHAT!? Oh, Cami? What are you doing here?
Sal: *Coughs*.
Darren: You, too. :P
Sal: We stole Mrs. Armson's car and dumped it in the river.
Cami: I'm pretty sure we'll be visiting a court house soon, so I just wanted to see you quick in case I got locked up.
Darren: Awh, that's nice.
Sal: I thought we came here to hi--
Cami: *Elbows Sal in the stomach and mutters* That was before I saw how cute he is when he wakes up.
Sal: *Fake gags*.
Darren: Come on in. *Holds the door open*.
Sal: Why is Alfred on your couch?
Darren: Guys can have sleepovers, too.
Sal: What do guys do during sleepovers?
Darren: Nothing that girls do, believe me. *Sits down on the floor and turns the t.v. on*.
Sal: HANNAH MONTANA! If you change the channel, I'll cut off your hands.
Darren: *Changes the channel* I wanna watch this.
Sal: What did I just say!?
Darren: I'm used to your threats by now. Besides, Cami would retaliate. Seeing as how I would no longer have hands, I wouldn't be able to get revenge.
Sal: >:| I hate everybody here.
Cami: Awh, we feel the same way about you!
Sal: SHUT. UP.
Darren: Be quiet, my mom's asleep.
Sal: >:(
*THE NEXT DAY*
Cami: *Wakes up* I smell waffles! *Dances into the kitchen*.
Sal: What the heck are you doing? And why are you so freaking happy?
Cami: It's a happy day! :D
Darren: It's my birthday.
Sal: SERIOUSLY!?
Darren: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT! YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FRIEND SAL! I ALWAYS REMEMBER YOURS!
Sal: I FEEL SO TERRIBLE! I'M SO SORRY!
Darren: Why are you sorry?
Sal: Because I forgot your birthday!
Darren: It's not my birthday...
Sal: Wait.. What?
Darren: What?
Sal: DANG IT, DARREN! QUIT MESSING WITH ME! *Rubs her forehead* You're just like Cami.
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
