(A/N: There's an author's note at the end - sorry for how weird this looks, Sal is currently playing with the bold and italic buttons while I'm trying to write. Nimrod. No I'm not, do not believe a word she says! - Sal wrote that last line...)
--Time Waster # 43--
Cami: *Runs into the hospital, ahead of the others*.
Sal: Cami! Calm down, would you? You're tiring me out. Sophia's not gonna have the baby before we get inside.
Cami: Baby? I'm running for the vending machine.
Sal: *Rolls her eyes* Just go.
Cami: *Squeals and runs off towards the vending machines*.
Alfred: Such a strange girl.
Sal: That's Cami for you.
Ben: *Walks over quickly* You guys are here! Thank goodness!
Sal: *Smiles* How's Sophia doing?
Ben: Oh... Well... She's really..! Um... *Rubs the back of his head and looks thoughtful*.
Sal: Trying not to say she's a total witch right now?
Ben: Pretty much...
Sal: Enough said. But other than being moody, she's doing fine?
Ben: Yeah, she is. Kaydie and Mason are in there keeping her company right now.
Alfred: Poor unfortunate souls.
Ben: *Nods*.
Sal: *Looks at Alfred* Isn't that a song?
Alfred: Um, no!
Sal: Yes it is! I heard it on Cami's iPod. The Jonas Brothers were singing it.
Alfred: Heh heh... *Runs towards the vending machines*.
Sal: Sheesh, maybe him and Cami should have gotten together instead.
Darren: Absolutely not. -.-
Sal: *Whistles*.
Ben: Anyway... We're in room 221, whenever you're ready. *Walks back to the room*.
*LATER - IN THE WAITING ROOM*
Cami: When will the baby be born!? I'm getting tired.
Sal: Cam, relax. We've only been here for twenty minutes.
Cami: So what? It feels like twenty hours!
Sal: *Rolls her eyes*.
Cami: I'm going to get some chips.
Sal: You've eaten enough. Sheesh, you and Alfred practically drained that vending machine.
Alfred: *Looks at Sal with his mouth full of chips* NUH UH!
Cami: You still have food!?
Alfred: O_O Uh... No?
Cami: LIES!
Alfred: *Runs away with his chips*.
Cami: *Chases after Alfred* SHARING IS CARING, ALFRED!
Alfred: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID WHEN I ASKED FOR A COOKIE!
Cami: I WAS A CHILD THEN! I've matured!
Alfred: It was fifteen minutes ago!
Cami: Dang it, Alfred! Just give me some chips!
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
