--Time Waster # 35--
Cami: This isn't fair! And I'm pretty sure it's considered some form of child abuse, too!
Sal: Oh shut up, Cami. *Finishes tying Cami's hands behind her back* This is for your own good.
Cami: Darren! You'll help me, right!?
Darren: *Whistles while walking away*.
Sal: I don't see how much longer that relationship is gonna last.
Cami: Yeah, its confusing to other people.
Sal: *Nods* You hungry?
Cami: What kind of question is that? I'm always hungry.
Sal: *Rolls her eyes and shoves a raw fish in Cami's mouth*.
Cami: *Gags violently and spits the fish in Alfred's face*.
Alfred: Hey! What did you do that for!? *Wipes raw fish off of his face*.
Cami: You helped them do this to me. You butt pickle!
Alfred: *Sighs* How much longer do we have until this trip is over? I can't stand camping with Cami any longer.
Cami: Hey! I'm still here, you know! I can hear you!
Alfred: Unfortunately.
Cami: *Gasps dramatically*.
Alfred: *Rolls his eyes*.
Mason: We'll have to head home today. There's a storm coming.
Cami: Then we should stay! :D
Mason: Why in the world would we stay here during a storm?
Sal: Mason, this is Cami. You should have learned by now not to ask questions.
Mason: *Sighs and nods* Let's go.
*BACK HOME*
Cami: So Charlie's out of jail, and Jack should be getting out tomorrow. I say we throw a party!
Cheyenne: I'd love to meet them.
Alfred: Not Charlie, you wouldn't. She's more of a nag then Sal is.
Sal: I AM NOT A NAG! GOSH DONUT!
Alfred: *Raises an eyebrow* Donut?
Sal: I'm not allowed to swear.
Alfred: Yeah, but why donut?
Sal: DON'T QUESTION ME, DANG IT!
Alfred: *Sighs and leans back in his chair*.
*THE NEXT DAY*
*DOORBELL RINGS*
Drew: I'll get it!
Sal: NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT DOOR! *Jumps from the staircase railing and tackles Drew to the ground*.
Drew: *Screams in shock and pain* Mommy!
S.M: *Runs into the room* Sal! What on earth do you think you're doing!?
Sal: What's it look like? I'm sure as heck not baking cookies.
S.M: Get off him! He's only eight! Or nine... Or something like that.
Drew: Seriously!? *Shoves Sal off of him and runs upstairs*.
Sal: He'll grow up to be serial killer. I just know it.
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
