--Time Waster # 27--
Cami: You're just jealous!
Sal: Why should I be jealous!?
Cami: Because the squished bug on my window is getting more attention than you!
Sal: Oh, so I'm jealous because you're talking to a splattered bug on your window instead of me? WRONG! I'm enjoying that you aren't yapping at me!
Cami: :o I do not yap!
Mason: SHUT. UP. PLEASE!
Maya: It's only been fifteen minutes.
Mason: Yeah I know. And we still have forty-five minutes to go.
Maya: It'll be fi-
*LOUD SMACK*
Cami: DID YOU JUST SLAP ME!?
Sal: I don't know, did it feel like this? *Slaps Cami*.
Cami: *Punches Sal*.
Sal: DID YOU JUS--
Cami: YES! AND IF YOU INSULT ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL DO IT AGAIN!
Sal: YOU'RE VERY STUPID!
Cami: :o *Punches Sal*.
Sal: HEY! *Punches Cami*.
Cami & Sal: *Begin fighting like crazy*.
Mason: Okay Maya, you reach back and undo their seatbelts, then open the door behind you. I'll take a sharp turn and they'll fall out. We can act like we never even knew it happened.
Maya, Cami, & Sal: MASON!
Mason: What? It's a great plan!
Cami: YOU'RE SO MEAN!
Sal: YEAH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
Mason: ._.
*FORTY-FIVE MINUTES LATER*
Teacher: I am so sorry girls, I never meant for the two of you to get left behind.
Sal: Yeah right. Likely story!
Cami: Yeah, I've heard that one before!
Teacher: Um..
Mason: You know what, they're yours for the rest of the week. If you need me to come pick them up, I am begging you.. DO. NOT. CALL.
Sal & Cami: MASON!
Mason: Seriously. Please. Whatever happens, it's all on you. I don't wanna hear anything until they get home. In fact, don't even tell me then. PLEASE.
Sal: YOU'RE SO MEAN!
Mason: I know! *Runs to the car*.
Maya: Well, have fun. *Leaves with Mason*.
Cami: That was just so harsh.
Sal: Eh, we've done worse.
Cami: ... *Nods* That's very true.
Sal: Just wait til he opens his trunk when he gets home.
Cami: What did you do?
Sal: You'll find out soon.
Cami: ...
*LATER THAT NIGHT*
Darren: It's really great that Mason and Maya brought you here. I tried to tell the teachers that you guys were left behind, but they acted like you two never got on the bus.
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
