--Time Waster # 25--
Cami: CARLOS! Where are you!?
Sal: *Walks in without knocking* 'Sup?
Cami: *Looks at Sal* Can I help you?
Sal: What? You don't knock on my door. Why should I knock on yours?
Cami: Fine, whatever. Will you help me find Carlos?
Sal: Who's Carlos this time?
Cami: He's my pet rock.
Sal: o_O You have a pet rock? Why?
Cami: Because he's beautiful! *Looks under the couch* Oh, found him. *Pulls out a black rock and snuggles it* I've missed you, Carlos!
Sal: Riiight.. Are you ready yet?
Cami: For what?
Sal: We're going to the outdoor carnival thingy!
Cami: ... No thanks.
Sal: Why?
Cami: Carnivals have clowns that blow up balloons and make animals with them for you.
Sal: What's so bad about that?
Cami: That's how they lure you in! Then they go from happy to evil-with-sharp-teeth and kill you!
Sal: Did you watch the movie IT?
Cami: I couldn't even finish it! It was so terrifying!
Sal: *Rolls her eyes* It's just a movie.
Cami: Yeah? Well I also saw House of Fears and that movie also had a clown. And would you like to know what that clown did, Sal?
Sal: Not really.
Cami: I'm telling you anyway! He murdered a guy who's biggest fear was clowns. Also, I saw--
Sal: Okay! Shut up about the freaking clowns! I'll make sure we don't run into any, alright?
Cami: ... Is Darren coming?
Sal: Yes.
Cami: Is Alfred coming?
Sal: *Rolls her eyes* Unfortunately.
Cami: How about Charlie and Jack?
Sal: I don't know, I haven't seen them in forever.
Cami: Well, maybe they'll show up.
Sal: They usually do. But then they disappear again for about two weeks.
Cami: Oh well, let's go.
Sal: Okay.
*AT THE CARNIVAL*
Darren: Hey gu- what is Cami doing?
Cami: *Is putting a little tuxedo on her pet rock* He's Bond. Carlos Bond!
Alfred: No, that's James Bond.
Cami: I'm trying to make him cool! Don't ruin it!
Alfred: *Rolls his eyes*.
Cami: Let's go where you can be appreciated Carlos!
Sal: And where might that be?
Cami: Wherever food is.
Sal: That's your favorite place, not his.
Cami: How would you know!?
Sal: He's a rock! He can't eat!
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
