--Time Waster # 12--
*AT THE HOTEL*
Jack & Charlie: *Drag Alfred into the room and drop him on the couch*.
Charlie: Thanks for leaving us to carry around Alfred! You know he whined the whole way home!? Couldn't stop complaining about the pain that I would rather not mention - thanks to Sal's shoe!
Sal: I'm so cool. ^_^
Cami: *Scoffs* Barely.
Sal: *Glares*.
Cami: :D
Sal: Okay well let's go, Jack.
Jack: Oh yeah, what movie do you wanna see?
Sal: Anything with blood splattering around everywhere.
Cami: You're gonna go see Blood Splatter 2 without me!?
Jack: O_O
Sal: We saw the first one together.
Cami: At least when you were with Alfred, Darren and I could always come with. >:(
Sal: What are you talking about?
Darren: Nooo! They didn't know about us being there on all their movie dates!
Cami: Well, they do now!
Darren: -_-
Sal: *Shakes her head and leaves with Jack*.
Charlie: ... Anyone else feel like this is a moment of awkward silence?
Cami: Did you know that at least seven minutes into a conversation, there's always a moment of awkward silence? Then after more conversation that lasts about that long, it probably happens again.
Charlie: Where'd you hear that?
Cami: I don't know.
Charlie: Then how do you-
Cami: I JUST KNOW, OKAY?!
Charlie: O_O Okay! *Sits down and stays still and quiet*.
Cami: I love it when people think I'm crazy. MUAHAHAHAHHAHHAH *cough* *gag* *cough* *choke*.
Ben: o_O Did you swallow a cat over there?
Cami: *Gags* Possibly!
Alfred: ... So Charlie, wanna go get some pizza?
Charlie: Sure.
Cami: Can me and Darren come?
Alfred: No!
Cami and Darren: Why not!?
Alfred: Last time you two came out for pizza with me and Sal, things did not go well!
Cami: What are you talking about? We had a great time!
Alfred: Sure, if you call chasing the waitress with a pizza cutter because she hit on your boyfriend FUN, then yes, it was a blast.
Cami: *Looks at Darren* That's what I thought.
Darren: *Nods*.
Alfred: *Face palm* See you two later.
Cami: Wait!
Alfred: WHAAAAATTTAH?!
Cami: Quit whining! I have a question...
Alfred: Then ask it!
Cami: Are you two going to be dating now?
Charlie & Alfred: *Shrug and leave*.
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...