Time Waster # 12 -- CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!!!!

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  • Dedicated to Peanut Butter Cookies <3 Umf.
                                    

--Time Waster # 12--

*AT THE HOTEL*

Jack & Charlie: *Drag Alfred into the room and drop him on the couch*.

Charlie: Thanks for leaving us to carry around Alfred! You know he whined the whole way home!? Couldn't stop complaining about the pain that I would rather not mention - thanks to Sal's shoe!

Sal: I'm so cool. ^_^

Cami: *Scoffs* Barely.

Sal: *Glares*.

Cami: :D

Sal: Okay well let's go, Jack.

Jack: Oh yeah, what movie do you wanna see?

Sal: Anything with blood splattering around everywhere.

Cami: You're gonna go see Blood Splatter 2 without me!?

Jack: O_O

Sal: We saw the first one together.

Cami: At least when you were with Alfred, Darren and I could always come with. >:(

Sal: What are you talking about?

Darren: Nooo! They didn't know about us being there on all their movie dates!

Cami: Well, they do now!

Darren: -_-

Sal: *Shakes her head and leaves with Jack*.

Charlie: ... Anyone else feel like this is a moment of awkward silence?

Cami: Did you know that at least seven minutes into a conversation, there's always a moment of awkward silence? Then after more conversation that lasts about that long, it probably happens again.

Charlie: Where'd you hear that?

Cami: I don't know.

Charlie: Then how do you-

Cami: I JUST KNOW, OKAY?!

Charlie: O_O Okay! *Sits down and stays still and quiet*.

Cami: I love it when people think I'm crazy. MUAHAHAHAHHAHHAH *cough* *gag* *cough* *choke*.

Ben: o_O Did you swallow a cat over there?

Cami: *Gags* Possibly!

Alfred: ... So Charlie, wanna go get some pizza?

Charlie: Sure.

Cami: Can me and Darren come?

Alfred: No!

Cami and Darren: Why not!?

Alfred: Last time you two came out for pizza with me and Sal, things did not go well!

Cami: What are you talking about? We had a great time!

Alfred: Sure, if you call chasing the waitress with a pizza cutter because she hit on your boyfriend FUN, then yes, it was a blast.

Cami: *Looks at Darren* That's what I thought.

Darren: *Nods*.

Alfred: *Face palm* See you two later.

Cami: Wait!

Alfred: WHAAAAATTTAH?!

Cami: Quit whining! I have a question...

Alfred: Then ask it!

Cami: Are you two going to be dating now?

Charlie & Alfred: *Shrug and leave*.

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