(A/N: This is probably my favorite one so far XD I hope you like it.)
--Time Waster # 19--
*THE NEXT DAY - IN A DARK WAREHOUSE*
Sal: *Wakes up on a cement floor* What the crap is going on?
Cami: *Turns on a flashlight and holds it under her face* Hello, Sal Thunder. I've been expecting you to wake up soon.
Sal: Cami, what the heck are you doing?
Cami: *Shrugs shoulders* I don't know. I'm bored. I woke up like 10 minutes ago. Do you know where we are?
Sal: No. Where is everyone?
Charlie: *Mumbles* I'm here. *Sits up and stretches* Man, sleeping on the floor is painful.
Sal: Charlie, do you know where we are or how we got here?
Charlie: Not a clue. But my guess is Ca-- oh wait, she's right here. Well... Not a clue.
Cami: Hmm. I'll pretend that didn't just offend me.
Charlie: I'd greatly appreciate it.
Cami: Mhm. So, what should we do? Circle the place and look for an exit?
Sal: It's too dark to see in here.
Cami: I have a flashlight, smart one.
Sal: Right. *Gets up along with Charlie and Cami and starts walking around*.
Charlie: Well this is- *gets lifted up into the air* AHHHHHH!
Cami: Shut up!! *Shines a light at Charlie and bursts out into laughter* She got caught up into one of those lifting net thingies! Sal! Oh gosh.. *Starts walking towards Sal* What a dumba-- *Screams while getting lifted up into another net thing*.
Charlie: Karma's a witch.
Cami: I'm a bigger one. Just wait til I get my hands on you, Charlotte.
Charlie: Don't call me that!
Cami: *Snickers*.
Sal: Stop bickering like a couple of toddlers.
Cami: Well Sal, it's just a matter of time before you get caught up in one of these, too. *Tosses Sal the flashlight through one of the holes in the net* Be careful and get us out of here because-- *doesn't get to finish because Sal gets lifted up into a net*.
Sal: Agh! Ugh! DANG IT!
Cami: I have a sudden urge to beat the noodles out of you.
Sal: Noodles?
Cami: DON'T QUESTION ME WHEN I'M TICKED OFF, WOMAN!
Sal: Chill out. *Mutters* Psycho.
Cami: Oh, shut it.
Charlie: Hey. Where are the guys?
Cami & Sal: ...
Sal: THIS BETTER NOT BE BECAUSE OF THEM!!!
Voice Over Speaker: Hello, children.
Cami: Oh no! It's gonna be like that 'I wanna play a game' movie, isn't it!?
V.O.S: Have you even seen that movie?
Cami: I've seen hilarious parodies.
V.O.S: *Sighs* It isn't like that. At least, I don't mean for it to be.
Cami: I KNEW IT! Listen guys, only one of us is going to survive. And judging by my mad ninja skills and complete awesomeness, I just have this feeling that it's going to be me. So I just want you both to know that Charlie, I always thought you were kinda clingy, and Sal... I always thought you were kinda bossy.
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
