(A/N: Remember, Patrick and Martha are the voices on the speaker. I almost forgot and wrote V.O.S instead haha :) Hope you like this one.)
--Time Waster # 20--
Cami: *Is biting at the net*.
Sal: Well since we're in here, who wants to sing a song?
Charlie & Cami: NO.
Sal: Alright! :D Theeeee wheels on the bus go round and roun--
Charlie: We're in nets!
Sal: The wheels on the nets go--
Charlie: Nets don't have wheels.
Sal: Well, if you're going to be a downer on everything, I wont sing!
Charlie: Thanks.
Sal: -_- *Sighs* Hey Cam--
Cami: BE QUIET, I AM MAKING PROGRESS!
Sal: I hate you people.
Patrick: We're gonna need your numbers to contact your families.
Sal: *Gives their information*.
Patrick: Thanks.
Cami: Sal!!
Sal: Oh, now you wanna talk?
Cami: Oh shut up. Hey, I got my net torn a little bit. :D
Sal: Yeah now it's big enough to fit one leg through. Keep trying.
Cami: But... my teeth hurt now. :(
Sal: Hey, I forgot I have a pocket knife in my shoe.
Cami: Your shoe?
Sal: Whatever. I'm getting out of here first.
Cami: O_O No! *Starts biting the net again*.
Charlie: No offense, but you're both stupid.
Cami: I am not! Unfortunately I can't say the same for Sal.
Sal: Excuse me!? When you were thirteen you thought eggs came from cows!
Cami: IT'S ALL IN THE DAIRY SECTION, IT'S AN EASY MISTAKE!
Sal: OH REALLY!? THEN EGGS WOULD BE BABY COWS!
Cami: My head was very spacious back then...
Charlie: It still is.
Cami: Wha- Hey! *Starts thrashing around in the net, trying to get out* I'LL KILL YOU, CHARLIE!
Charlie: *Yawns and examines nails* Yeah, okay.
Cami: *Glares*.
*WITH PATRICK AND MARTHA*
Patrick: Did you contact the families?
Martha: Yes, someone named Edna answered for Sal. She said we might as well keep her because there's no way in heck she's gonna pay money to bail that brat out of jail.
Patrick: But she isn't in jail, she was kidnapped.
Martha: That's what I said. Her response was, "EVEN BETTER!" Then she laughed like a maniac and hung up.
Patrick: Hmm.
*BACK WITH THE GIRLS*
Charlie: They know we can still hear them, right?
Cami: *Shrugs* Ha, Sal. Isn't it nice to know that no one's going to help you out of here?
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
