--Time Waster # 24--
*AT SCHOOL*
Sal: Alright, we need to do something about this. *Starts fanning herself with a folder*.
Cami: Right with you on that. *Props her legs up on the back of Sal's chair*.
Sal: Get your dirty sneakers away from my hair. I don't need mud in it again, you jerk.
Cami: The last time I threw mud in your hair was in third grade, get over it.
Sal: *Rolls her eyes*.
Teacher: *Comes into the classroom* Alright, sorry about the delay. I just passed out on the stairs from the heat.
Darren: Shouldn't you see a doctor about that?
Teacher: Nah, I'll be fine.
Sal: Why is it so hooottt!?
Cami: Quit whining!
Sal: >:(
Teacher: I don't know how they did it, but someone made it where the heater wont turn off.
Cami: Can you unplug it?
Teacher: I don't know. Do they even have plugs?
Cami: o_O How did you become a teacher? Just curious.
Teacher: *Glares* Anyway, we're just going to send everyone home for the day. It's too hot in here to continue with school.
Alfred: *Passes out from heat and falls out of his chair*.
Teacher: ...
Sal: He's weaker than the average person.
Teacher: I can tell.
*THE WALK HOME*
Cami: Why is it so hot out here? I thought it only got hot like this in the summer!
Sal: Well its Spring now, so get used to it.
Cami: Even Spring shouldn't be this hot.
Alfred: I bet someone is taking over the world and killing us off with heat!
Cami: Even I think that's a stupid thought.
Alfred: Shut up.
Sal: Besides, wouldn't they die too?
Alfred: Well... -_- Leave me alone.
Sal: *Snickers* You're not very smart.
Cami: Sal likes dumb boys, though.
Sal: Shut up, Cami! I don't like Alfred!
Alfred: ...
Sal: Wait, that sounded harsh. I meant I don't like him as more than a friend.
Alfred: Gee, thanks.
Sal: Be quiet, Mr. Sarcastic.
Cami: You wouldn't have dated him if you didn't like him.
Sal: Can we not talk about me and Alfred!?
Cami: Fine. I LOVE YOU, DARREN!
Darren: I LOVE YOU, TOO!
Sal: *Gags* Let me rephrase that. Can we not talk about anyone!?
Cami: >:P Grouch.
Sal: *Mutters curse words under her breath*.
YOU ARE READING
Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
