--Time Waster # 21--
*AT SCHOOL*
Teacher: Ah, Cami and Sal. It's nice to see you two again.
Charlie: I was gone, too! Didn't you notice?
Teacher: Well you've been gone a lot, so I never really know if you've been kidnapped or not.
Charlie: That's nice. -_-
Sal: *Whispers to Cami* He's probably the only teacher that enjoys having us in class.
Cami: Yeah, all the others don't really like us.
Darren: No, they like Sal. But that's because she brings the teachers treats on holidays and their birthdays.
Sal: And everytime they give me an A.
Cami: That's almost all the time.
Sal: I'm a good student. ^_^
Cami: There's a difference between being a good student, and being a suck up.
Sal: I'm not a suck up!
Alfred: Well if it weren't for your criminal record, you'd be the teachers pet for sure.
Sal: I would not!
Teacher: Something you'd like to share with the class?
Sal: No. >:(
Teacher: *Continues on with the lesson*.
Sal: I wonder what life would be like if you and I were never friends.
Cami: >:o butt pickle!
Sal: I'm not being mean, you drama queen. I'm seriously wondering...
*DREAM TIME (YAY :D) - IF CAMI AND SAL NEVER BECAME FRIENDS - AT SCHOOL*
Sal: *Is working on homework in class*.
Cami: Psst.
Sal: *Continues working*.
Cami: *Pokes Sal's back*.
Sal: What?
Cami: What did you get for number forty two?
Sal: Uh, what was the question?
Cami: 'What's the capitol of Minnesota?'.
Sal: This is math homework... And that's not forty two. In fact, there isn't even a number forty two on the quiz.
Cami: Really?
Sal: Yeah, there's only ten questions and-- *looks at Cami's desk* --you're looking at a 'Where's Waldo' book.
Cami: Weeeiirrrdd!
Sal: Okay then... *Looks back at her work*.
Cami: Heyyyyy. Pssst...
Sal: Gosh, what?
Cami: Do you like pickles?
Sal: Uh, why?
Cami: Because I do.
Sal: So?
Cami: So I think I want to eat some and drink the juice.
Sal: And you felt the need to tell me this because..?
Cami: Geez lady, I'm just trying to make conversation!
Sal: *Rolls her eyes*.
Cami: :D
Teacher: Can I help you two with something?
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Time Wasters
Hài hướcCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
