--Time Waster # 15--
Cami: Where'd you steal that quote from?
Sal: What makes you think I stole it from somewhere?
Cami: Forget it. Who are the cops behind us?
Sal: Cami, you can't expect me to know every single cop on the face of the earth.
Cami: Judging by your criminal record, I think I can.
Sal: Excuse me!? What about your criminal record?
Cami: What about mine?
Sal: I'M PRETTY SURE YOUR CRIMINAL RECORD IS WORSE THAN MINE!!!!
Cami: NO IT ISN'T! IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME BECAUSE WE STARTED BREAKING THE LAW AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
Darren: *Groans* Can you two please stop fighting!? We're kind of trying to get away from the police.
Cami: I would like to continue this at your house.
Sal: Agreed.
Officer: *Speaking into his loud speaker thing* PULL OVER RIGHT NOW!!!!
Cami: *Sticks head out window* NO!!!!!!!!!!
Officer: ... *Glances at his partner* What the heck do I say to that?
*A WHILE LATER*
Sal: Okay, we've outrun them. Let's ditch this car.
Cami: Agreed. *Jumps out*.
Sal: *Quickly stops the car and gets out along with others* Cami! What the crap!?
Cami: *Gets up* I've always wanted to do that.
Sal: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
Cami: NO YOU ARE!!
Sal: *Rolls her eyes* Let's just get a taxi from here.
Cami: A taxi? From here to your house? Do you know how much money that's going to cost!?
Sal: I do have an allowance...
Cami: Of what!? A million bucks!?
Sal: *Shrugs* I've saved my money, unlike some people who blew it all on minty gum and funny socks. *Gives Cami a look*.
Cami: *Ignore Sal's comment* WHY CAN'T I HAVE YOUR PARENTS!?
Sal: Because it wouldn't be funny if you had parents that liked you.
Cami: MY MOM LOVES ME! She's just not good at showing affection.
Sal: Really? Because she doesn't seem to have a problem hugging me and telling me that I'm such a great kid.
Cami: If you don't shut up, I will gladly shove my fist down your throat.
Sal: I'm not scared of you, Cami.
Cami: ... *Picks up rock and throws it at Sal's head*.
Sal: *Gets hit with the rock and falls down unconscious*.
Jack: We need her awake! She's the brains of this bunch!
Cami: Just drag her to the bench while we wait for the taxi.
Jack: >:P *Does as Cami says*.
*LET'S JUST SKIP SOME - IN THE TAXI*
Cami: Sir, can you please hurry up?
Driver: It's a long drive, miss.
Cami: I know, but I'm impatient when it comes to long drives and if you don't hurry up, I'll probably be throwing up on you in a couple of minutes.
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Time Wasters
Hài hướcCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
