--Time Waster # 13--
Sal: *Runs over to next door neighbor's tree and tapes the explosives to it*.
Cami: Whose yard is this?
Sal: Mr. Wizzly's. He's a mean old man that throws his newspaper at me every morning and won't stop complaining to me about how my cat always does his... business... on his lawn.
Cami: You don't have a cat.
Sal: That's what I keep telling him! Okay it's ready. We'll have to stand several feet away. *Moves back across the street with Cami*.
Charlie: *Walks over with others* What are you two doing now?
Sal: Nothing. *Presses a button on a tiny remote control*.
*TREE EXPLODES*
S.G: OH MY GOSH! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS-- *gag* *choke*.
S.M: *Pats Grandma's back* Don't strain your voice Granny.
S.G: >_<
Mr. Wizzly: My tree! What!? Who!? SAL!
Sal: Bye! *Runs inside house*.
*LATER THAT NIGHT*
Cami: We need to do something fun. Because lately we seem boring. Or is it just me who thinks that?
Sal: No, it's not just you. It is you. You're the boring one.
Cami: I'M NOT BORING!
Sal: *Starts whistling*.
Cami: You're the word that rhymes with witch.
Sal: Glitch?
Cami: No the other one.
Sal: Snitch?
Cami: Seriously?
Sal: Oh!
Cami: Finally!
Sal: I'm a ditch?
Cami: UGH! Forget it!!!
S.M: Who wants cookies? *Brings a tray of yummy cookies into the living room*.
Everyone: ME!
Sal: Do you have chocolate chip on there?
S.M: I'm still debating on whether you should get any cookies at all.
Sal: Why!?
S.M: You blew up the neighbors tree!!
Sal: Cami helped!!
S.M: I find that hard to believe. Cami's too nice.
Cami: ^_^
Sal: WHAT!? NO SHE ISN'T!
Cami: Sal! You're going to make me cry... *sniffles*.
Sal: You're such a faker!!
Cami: :o I AM NOT! *Pretends to cry*.
S.M: Sal! No cookies for you!
Sal: :o WHAT THE FUDGE POPS!?
Cami: *Wipes tears away and eats a cookie*.
S.M: *Pats Cami's head and walks away*.
Cami: *Sticks tongue out at Sal* Loser. I can make myself cry. >:D
Sal: You SUCK.
Cami: *Snickers*.
Sal: >:(
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
