20) The boy can NEVER take the hint that the girl is not interested.
I s2g with the girl who can't take the hint that a boy likes her, there is the boy that can't take the hint that a girl DOESN'T like him
it comes to the point where the girl could be like-
"Please shove a cactus down your throat you crusty penis."
and the guy would still be like-
"Maybe 'please shove a cactus down your throat you crusty penis' will be our always <3."
21) WHEN THEY INTRODUCE THEMSELVES LIKE THIS
"So, Mr. Styles-"
"Please," He smirked "Call me Harry."
"Alright, So, uh.. Harry"
OR
"I'm sorry, I never caught your name."
"Styles," he paused "Harry Styles."
ur not James Bond bYE
22) Granola bars or apples all day every day
Darcy never eats anything for breakfast unless it's an apple or a granola bar i s2g
23) "I don't want to hurt you"
*Cheats on Rose 55 times.*
*Ignores her constantly*
*Throws her down a flight of stairs*
*Burns house down*
*Skins family*
"Rose, I'm, I'm so sorry...I didn't intend for any of this to happen, I'm such an asshole."
25) The guy always grabs her wrist when she's about to walk away
"fuk u zayn!!!." Stella turns around to walk away, but zayn grabs her wrist.
"You're not walking away!" He shouts
"Zayn, you're hurting me." Stella squeaks.
Zayns hazelnut orbs widen as he releases her wrist "I, I'm sorry, I would never hurt you"
weLL YOU JUST FUKIN DID, ZAYN.
but in all seriousness i have read this scene in like 20 fanfics pls stop this is a psa
25) This scene!!!11!!
His red meaty claws ran over the sponge's yellow legs
"r ye ready spongebob?" Eugene whispered into his yellow craters
"I'm ready Mr. Krabs," he responded, his voice shaky "I'm ready."
IM FUCKING CACKLING IDEK WHY I ADDED THIS
COMMENT AND VOTE PLS
ILY ALL IF YOU HAVE ANY RANT REQUESTS DON'T BE SHY
also if you want to check out a hella weird story, check out "Wise Words From Clitoria." That Clitoria girl is pretty funny if you ask me, not that i have anything to do with her ha
ha
-Mare xx :)
