"My dad is called General Holiness and my son is called Captain Holiness, but he may still be in school."
"Ok, we'll dial your dad first," Squiz dialled.
"Hello," said a voice on the other end, "Is that you son?"
"No, this is Squiz from Arthur's Knights of the Round Table. Major Holiness is here and he's had a bit of an accident."
"Been drinking too much wine again has he? I've told him Nazirites can't have alcohol, it affects their holiness. I'm sorry but I'm not in the right hemisphere to get there quick enough. You'll have to call Felix my grandson, bye."
"Er, bye." Squiz dialled Captain Holiness.
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Science FictionArthur and the others find themselves being rescued off their smashed up meteor base by, a super hero! Yes the characters we all love have been thrust into the superhero dimension to defeat Lord D'ark again but also their evil selves from the altern...
