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"Sure, maybe the urban Boston wouldn't be completely socially aware, but they'd at least have some idea of how to treat us like we were all the same. So, we were packing up our bags, and I was going to a new school, a...
i'm sure we are all here bc we love river phoenix and even if you don't u will probably fall in love with him juuussss likeeee robin as u read dis bewk!
SO happy birthday river !! he's 48 today and i'm very happy to celebrate his bday on this fine day (it's like 2 am where i live but ay). here are a few things u get if you love river jude phoenix.
1. "wait who's river phoenix?"
2. *you explain who river phoenix is*
3. *you get shunned LMAO*
4. "i don't get how you like 80s stuff"/ "what's up with you and dead guys lol"/ "isn't he dead?"
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+ other blatantly disrespectful things about TALENT just bc he's not here on this earth but go off locals. y'all can go stan TRASH aka cole sprouse like he doesn't try to do the same shit as river <3
5. freaking out whenever new content is delivered because.. this is special
6. scrolling through tumblr watching clips and lookin at pics of him
7. watching the same interviews over and over bc that's all that's online akjdjad
8. going vegetarian bc of him
9. then going vegan bc of him
10. you're suddenly an animal rights activist and environmentalist
11. the edits are everything *which speaking of my friend kate and i have an edits page on instagram called tuttifruttis_ i haven't posted any river content yet but there shall be some stuff todayyy*
12. listening to aleka's attic
13. you're obsessed w keanu reeves either bc of riv or you were before
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14. imagining him in all the roles he didn't get to do / roles he was speculated to be supposed to do and getting ~ sad ~
15. august 23 is a special day
16. but so is halloween :/
17. "i won't need that bag either" *drops everything*
