Could be whoever you like, unless it says who it is. Although it's most likely Merlin and Arthur. Made another one because people seemed to like the other one a lot. I made this on a car ride home because I've had no time lately, so its all out of my brain. Sorry about not updating.
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"What's that?"
"A contraption?"
"Well I can see that, I'm not stupid! What does it do?"
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"Why do you look so tired?"
"Maybe because I am knucklehead!"
"You still can't address me like that Merlin! I'm a prince!"
"Like that's ever stopped me."
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"How much do you like your bed?"
"A lot. Why?"
"If you had to pick a half, which would you choose?"
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"Get me a drink."
Merlin does so, and comes back. Arthur takes a sip.
"This is water!"
"Its a drink?"
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"Why are there flowers in my room?"
"Decoration."
Goes to touch them.
"Don't touch them!"
"Why not?
"They're poisonous..."
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"What do you see?"
"A grassy plain, a beautiful sunset, and a small stream."
"Well, I see our stuff has been stolen, you idiot."
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Merlin singing.
"Stop that incessant noise before you break my ear drums."
"Maybe I should continue then."
"Don't test me Merlin."
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"I thought you said the dragon was dead?" (Shouted)
"At this point he's dead to me."
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"WATCH OUT FOR..." sighs. "that tree."
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"Why would you do that?"
"He was sticking his fat head in my space, he was asking for it."
"We nearly died because 'he was asking for it'" last part said with air quotations, and a large amount of annoyance.
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"Do you think they'll die this trip?"
"No, the two seem to be un killable."
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"Ummm, this is kind of awkward..."
"You don't say. We've been tied together to embarrass us."
"Preetttyyy sure they're waiting for us to kiss."
"WHAT?"
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"I see the light! I'm dying! This is the end! Goodbye my friends! I hope you all live long, fulfilling lives!"
"Thats a candle Gwaine. Stop being dramatic."
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What in the world are you doing?"
"Playing with wilderbeasts. I'm polishing armour, what do you think?"
"You actually do what I tell you to do?"
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"Wait, we're riding a what now?"
"A dragon. It's the only way."
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"You have magic?"
"No, that was a joke."
"Okay."
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"Why are you always being so idiotic?"
"Because I'm trying to save you from all the assasins, and all the threats."
"Very funny Merlin."
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"Which girl do you fancy?"
"None."
"So is there a special someone?"
"No."
"I'm sure you fancy someone."
"Yes. I tend to fancy people who are male."
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"Is he asleep?" Said loudly.
"Not anymore clotpole."
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"You know what creeps me out?"
"No."
"Jesters."
"They're supposed to be funny?"
"But they're not! They're scary!"
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"What do you do with your spare time?"
"Save my boss's idiotic hind end, and wallow in self pity."
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"What happens when we do this?"
"I don't know."
"This was your idea, and the fate of Camelot depends on it!"
"Getting mad at me won't change anything, except put both of us in a bad mood. You could just sigh and move on like Leon."
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"OMG APPLES!"
"Thats it, he's completely obsessed.
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So that was my quick chapter on the way home. Normally I use pinterest, but I didn't have internet :( so you got stuck with just my ideas.
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Merlin one shots
FanfictionJust random Merlin oneshots. I try my best to be as original as possible. Goes from being sad, to funny, to mad.... You get the gist. I don't ship Arthur and Gwenivere, so in most one shots, they never married. Most will probably be Pinterest inspir...
