After I strutted through security, and the guild picked me up off the floor after I fell down a short flight of stairs, we were greeted with loud bass, darkness, and a lot of people dancing to a mashup of top-forty pop songs.
The blaring music was drowning my hearing, and I could barely hear what Vik was saying. I nodded anyway. Now that I think back, I think he was saying something about my shoe. Realizing I had to get the guild up to my level of drunkenness, I ran up to the nearest bar.
"Five shots of tequila!" I couldn't help but dance as I watched the shirtless bartender pour the liquor.
Shaniqua tapped my shoulder. "Girl, I'm cutting you off after this." I stuck my tongue out like a child as I distributed the five shots to the guild.
I quickly noticed that we had one unclaimed shot glass. "Hey, where's Barbara-Anne?"
Vik pointed at the dance floor, where Barbara-Anne was dancing like a frat girl, sandwiched between two men. "That woman is my hero."
"To Barbara-Anne!" I shouted, pouring both mine and her shot into my mouth. The four of us cringed as we placed the empty glasses back on the bar. "Who's ready to dance?"
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