There is a cottage.
There is a bear.
There is a bear in a cottage.
There is a bear in a cottage making tea.
The bear is wearing a pink apron.
The bear is being bossed around by a little white bunny.
Actually, I think everything in that cottage is being bossed around by that little white bunny.
Anyway, Fluttertree isn't here.
Not sure if she'd/it'd be doing anything anyway.
Trees aren't famed for doing much.
Trees are trees.
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Then again, trees can't pull their roots out of the soil and start walking.
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Riiiiiiiight?...
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I don't think I trust trees anymore. I think I might keep my distance.
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I'm in a forest.
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Now the bear is serving crumpets.
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I like crumpets.
They go well with tea, apparently.
I don't like tea.
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I'm still in a forest.
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I think I'll be leaving now....
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FanfictionThis is an MLP fanfic. I've stolen some of the lyrics from 'Anything you can do I can do better', or whatever the song is called. The rest you'll have to find out by reading. Yay.
