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"Cookies for saaaale!" yodels the small draconeeques.

Rarity (the white unicorn) pushes him away with a grimace, and leads Rainbow Dash and Trixie towards the mountain.

"Er, some other time then?" he calls.

"Let's face it. We're clearing up Tartarus again," grumbles the changeling.

"Come on, Chryssie, we gotta keep tryyying."

"CALL ME CHRYSSIE ONE MORE TIME, I DARE YOU!"

"Aw, but it suits you so well!"

A moment later, the two are rolling in the dirt.

"Guyf helf I'f gof a fauffam ftuck in my mouf! Heelf!"

The grey colt in armour is running over with a saucepan stuck in his mouth (somehow. I believe it may be caught on one of his fangs), but scampers away when a flying leg almost whacks him in the face. The fourth member, the centaur-thing, seems to be fed up with the whole thing, and is glaring up towards Canterlot, and the glorious Princess Celestia.

We'll leave these four foals (does the term still apply if only one of them is a pony?) and spin towards Princess Twilight's assistant, Spike the dragon, who is running after Rarity and the duelling duo.

He stumbles over a rock, but gets back up valiantly and continues.

...

Sigh. Let's check on Diamond Tiara, shall we? Whatever she's doing has got to be more interesting than this.

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