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Sorry. About that. Um. Had to get us out of there in case there were, y'know, younger readers, who weren't cleared by their parents for horror stories. You know. Well, anyway, we're following the cookie scouts again. It seems. I'll- I'll leave it up to their commentary. More... variety, y'know...

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"Where are we going again, Discord?"

"Up the mountain."

"But Princess Celestia said not to go up the mountain."

"Shut up, Sombra."

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"It's easy for you three to agree to going up the mountain. I've been trapped in Tartarus before. Visiting is easier for you three."

"We're not going to get caught, Tirek."

"She knows everything. It's not like there's anything else going on to distract her."

"If you're chicken, just stay here. Bwak-bwak-bwak."

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"Selling cookies isn't bad. I'd rather do it than die again."

"Shut up, cookie face. They dishonoured us, shoved it in our face. Defeat. Misery. Took our own followers from us."

"... Can we fight our own followers? Now they're on the other side, they're really strong..."

"Sombra, shut up before I shove a saucepan in your mouth."

"You don't have a saucepan."

"I'm a changeling. I can transform into a saucepan."

"But you can't shove yourself in my mouth."

"I'm ceeertain one of the others will be more than willing to oblige."

"But didn't Princess Celestia take away your transforming powers?"

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Well. It seems they aren't talking too much. But from what I've gathered, they're heading up the mountain. I suppose we'll catch up with them in a while. They won't be getting to the top anytime soon.