Star Trek Reader Inserts

You Woke Me Up for What?

"Y/N, vake up Y/N!" came a harsh whisper out of the darkness of your quarters.

"Mmm?" you roll over away from Pavel.

"Y/N! Please vake up," he pleaded.

You sit up, "Computer light at 20 percent!" you blink in the dim light, "Pavel it not even 0100 yet what is it?"

"Y/N, there is a spider in the bathroom."

You blink again, "You woke me up before my shift because there was a spider in the bathroom?"

"Yes, it is wery, wery big!" you nods.

You sigh and get up looking at the half-open bathroom door. How did a spider get on a starship anyway? Pushing open the door you wander inside a voice from the bedroom calling, "It vas on ze sink!"

The small black dot that was sitting on the sink, didn't move when you poked it with the end of aa toothbrush.

"Computer light 50 percent," the lights brightened to reveal what was not a spider but a tuft of hair probably out of a hair brush.

You groan and pick it up, walking back outside you fling it at Pavel, who definitely did not squeal and almost fall off the bed.

"Remind me how you survive away missions?" you say lifting an eyebrow, "It was a knot of hair."

"Oh, it looked like a spider," he said solemnly.

You laugh and crawl into the bed, "Lights at zero."

It was not the last time a 'spider' found its way into the bathroom, but at that point, Pavel could usually handle himself.