Wattpad Clichés

25. The Adonis of Wattpad

25. FRANCISCO LACHOWSKI AND.. FRIENDS

WE HAVE COVERED HOW Francisco Lachowski is always used in clichés.

I personally don't see the problem with this cliché, like I would want a grade-A character to play my guy too. You want the best of the best and Francisco Lachowski and.. friends are the best of the best. He's one of the most known male models in the world. No argument, just truth.

So, I don't have a problem with this cliché. But you guys do, so I'll make up some shit that may be problematic.

Most of the guys playing High School characters on Wattpad are 20 and up. If you didn't know, Francisco Lachowski is 25 years old. With a wife and kid.

So, I can say that these guys should not be playing teenagers. It's not the fact that it's unethical or anything, it just.. doesn't feel right. Yeah, I feel it and it doesn't feel right.

And they don't certainly have baby-faces. I mean, they look a year or so younger than they are, but not like 10 yEARS YOUNGER. NOT HIGH SCHOOL. THIS IS BECOMING AN ISSUE.

The only model I can think of who fits High School criteria is Lucky Blue - he just barely turned 18 years old a few weeks or so ago.

I mean, I'm not saying that some Wattpad people don't look young. There quite a few that can past for half of their age; Francisco Lachowski and River Viiperi and others and whatever are not one of them. They look to be in their early twenties; not late teens.

Simon Nessman is literally the only man that can be 26 but can manage to look about 17-18. He's been drinking that fountain of youth. PLEASE SHARE SIMON POR FAVOR PAPI.

IDK ABOUT EVERY OTHER SCHOOL, BUT MY SCHOOL DOESNT HAVE AN ADONIS THAT MAKES ME ORGASM EVERY TIME I SEE HIM.

Need I remind you that this is High School? My high school is mediocre-looking guys that I guess are okay when it comes to looks.. but not Sean O'Pry sexy.

We just cast these overly hot guys as High School students. Now, I'm not saying that we need to cast freaking 12 year olds or guys that look super duper yuper young, but I definitely do not feel comfortable when I see Nick Bateman or Tobias Sorensen casted as a High School student.

Plus I literally cannot picture Tobias Sorensen without Jasmine anyways so do not try it. Jasmine does not like 17 sHE'S A VS ANGEL SHE CANT HAVE A BABY FACE.

.. *looks at Candice Swanpoel*

But let's not forget the girls.

I can admittedly say that Barbara Palvin can easily pass as about.. 18? Maybe even 17, if you're looking at the right picture, honestly.

But Nina Dobrev looks 28. I'm not even kidding. She doesn't look young to me at all. Now, if she was 28, I would care more. But idk her age nor do I care so I don't care even a sliver.

I've seen Megan Fox casted as a High Schooler.. c'mon people. C'MON.

MEGAN FOX HAS LIKE 78272 KIDS SHE HAS GOTTA BE LIKE 34 BY NOW. CAN WE PLEASE???

Or too young character casting ohh my god.

Now, if I ever saw Jacob Sartorious casted in a Wattpad story where he isn't at least 12, I will cry. I don't know how old the kid is, but he does not look like he is any older than 14. #noshadebutmaybealittle #ricegumsquad

India Eisley is like 22 but she looks 15 to me. That works. She has a majooor baby face. It's all about the baby faces when it comes to age honestly. Make it work.

Finally, the characters that are old but played by young people. Oookay.

This is where we can cast Nick Bateman. He can easily past for 27-29. But Lucky Blue??

I don't think so. Lucky Blue can't even pass as 24, let alone 29.

Basically, the limit is 3-4 years. They can look 3-4 years younger or older. Not ten years. Not even five. Five years..

At ten years old, can you look 15? Maybe in Hatsukoi Monster, but not on real life. So not five years.

It's basically how old you look like you can be, honestly. Choose wisely with your characters. Reevaluate your life.

If you ever come across a story where Jacob Sartorious is casted as a 15 year old.. Please report it. Please. If you don't, I may cry. It's not Cliché, it's scary.

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now im done with appearances. im tired of talking about them. ofc i'll talk about lack of diversity but thats it after that.

YOOOOO...

I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO PIECED TOGETHER THAT KAI FROM EXO LOOKS LIKE FRANCISCO LACHOWSKI. LIKE.. THEY FAVOR. MAYBE ITS THE EYES. I THINK ITS THE EYES.

Like i'm watching the Love Me Right video (for like the 73829278228 time) and I just noticed how similar they look. Maybe it's just me.

can i just.