The Reapers new Master: a Black Butler Fan Fiction

Do as she says

"So where are we going again?" asked Ceil.

"We're going to go meet my pen pal." Said Mercy.

"What! What about that fugitive your supposed to be catching? This is a job not some social event." Said Ceil.

"He's also my informant. Now stop complaining we're here." Said Mercy as she pointed to a sign that read "Undertaker". 

"What! Here?!?!....Ughhh... Why am I not surprised." Grunted Ceil as they all walked inside the Undertakers parlor. 

"Ehehe... Well well if it isn't Lord Phantomhive. Tell me what bring's you and your lovely friend here... Mmmm my her skin looks like it should be darker but it's very pale." Said Undertaker as he observed Mercy. "Mmm you look like your on the brink of death my dear, would you mind if I measured you for a coffin?' He asked.

"Of course. I promised I would let you when I met you in person Undertaker." Said Mercy as Undertaker realized who she was.

"Mercy? Is that you?" said Undertaker as he hugged his former pen pal. "Oh if I had known you were coming for a visit I wouldn't have sent you that letter. Shame on you for not telling me you were coming." He said. 

"Oh but I did. I guess I bested the arrival of my letter." She said. 

"What are we doing here!?!?" Yelled Ceil. 

"Ugh... You'll have to forgive him he's cranky today." She said. 

"I'm not cranky I'm frustrated because we're supposed to be capturing a fugitive not meeting friends!" Said Ceil. 

"Oh fine, kill joy, Undertaker I need some information on a woman by the name of Beatrice Kincaid. Otherwise known as Billie the kid. Do you know anything about her?" She asked. 

"Hmmm... I do have some information on that actually. But it's going to cost you one of your side splitting jokes my friend." Said Undertaker. 

"Alright but then we have to get really serious." She said as she prepared to tell the joke. 

"Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Laughed the Undertaker and Grell after she told the joke. Sebastian and Ceil however thought the joke was in bad taste.

"That wasn't a joke, it was just dark." Said Ceil.

"Agreed, even I thought it was rather disturbing." Said Sebastian.

"Hmmm... Well maybe it's our line of work that make that joke funny to us." Said Grell.

"Yes, Being surrounded by what we surround ourselves everyday or every other day is what would a joke like that funny to us." Said the undertaker. 

"Alright now give me the information you have on Billie." Said Mercy. 

"Oh very well then." He said as moved a coffin to the center of the room. "This here's a fellow that was staying at that Vi count Druitt's. If you look at his chest you'll see Billie's signature and if you take a look underneath his trouser you'll see he's been castrated." Said the Undertaker as he pointed at the dead man in the coffin. 

"Wait the Vi count? What does he have to do with this?" asked Ceil.

"Probably everything or maybe nothing.... Where was this guy visiting from?" Asked mercy. 

"He was visiting from France. He was some rich socialite." Said the Undertaker. 

"Grell look... A love bite." She said pointing at the dead mans neck. 

"Oh... My she must have had fun with him before killing him." Said Grell. "My what an awful woman. Who plays with a man only to castrate him. Even I wouldn't do that to someone, I wouldn't even wish it on ex lover." Said Grell.