The crayon eaters

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A/n- reader is 14 in this oneshot but enjoy the randomness :)

Group chat name : crayon eaters

You : hi guys

Ghost : hey

Soap : hello

Ghost : why were you up last night y/n ?

You : no reasons

Soap : I literally saw you watching edits wym ?

You : SHUSH YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO SNITCH IRISH SPRINGS

soap : y/n you need sleep

Ghost : he's right

You : soap how are you one to talk I saw you looking at ghost like he was a dam snack or some shit you fûcking skittles pack

Soap : dude wtf 💀

You : don't deny it

Ghost : you just got called a skittles pack by a 14 year old

Soap : I read the text ghost I'm not blind

You : you are blinded , BY GHOST

soap : y/n I don't like ghost

Y/n : sureeeee

Ghost : okay anyways , y/n did you do your homework?

You : yeah

Ghost : good

You : Ghost when are you gonna get a partner ?

Ghost : when are you gonna stop asking so many questions?

Soap : lmao 😭

You : I'll stop asking questions when you give me answers

You : where's price  ?

Ghost : why ?

Soap : why

You : I wanna chill with my #1 grandpa

Soap : 💀👍🏼

*you added price to the chat *

You : yo gramps Wru ?

Price : y/n I'm doing paper work

You : filling out my adoption papers still ?

Price : we've been done that dummy

You : makes sense

You : also gramps I found out your social security number

Price : eh ok

Soap : you don't have it do you y/n

You : nah I'm just bored

Ghost : alright get your asses to the training field

You : why ? Gonna show soap some moves or what?

Soap : y/n why do you ship us 💀

You : I don't , I just like watching you crumble under the pressure

Price : im leaving
*price left chat *

You : well shit

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