You : IRISH SPRINGS WRU ??
soap : I'm at chow , hbu ?
You : just got finished training
Soap : cool , who'd ya spar with today ?
You : Gaz , I handed his ass to him today hehe
Soap : sounds like a normal day for ya
You : pretty much
You : dude where's Ghosttttttt
Soap : idk maybe in his room .
You : I'm there right now and he's not there
Soap : Check Rec Room
You : already have
Soap : Check your ass
You : oh shush
You : omg hold up there's this one recruit who's been bothering me all day
Soap : what have they been doing to you ?
You : they've been making suggestive comments towards me and acting like I can't hear
Soap : oh....that's not gonna end well for the guy
You : there's a good chance ghost knows, he observes from afar and he doesn't leave me . He's there I just can't see him , he lives up to his name " ghost"
Soap : long ass paragraph but yeah he does
You : I wasn't gonna text you in one tiny ass sentence I might ass well get to the point.
Soap : true that
You: oh I found Ghost !
Soap : congratulations solider , want a cookie ?
You : soap you just mad ur single still
Soap : actually I've been hanging out with one of the medics
You : you better treat her/him correctly
Soap : she's female , I'm not gay
You : soap you be acting hella fruity don't lie , you know that you wanted to kiss ghost at the time
Soap : THAT ONLY HAPPENED TWO TIMES AND IT WAS A JOKE ONCE AND THE OTHER TIME I WAS DRUNK
you : my sense are tingling and my gaydar is up
Soap : sometimes I wonder
You : don't worry I wonder too
*a minute passes *
You : this is ghost , I stole y/ns phone for a moment she's currently running after me , texting and running is not easy
Soap : aye what's up ?
You : so who's the guy who's been bothering her ?
Soap : idfk
You : sorry about that soap , stole my phone back .
Soap : well lieutenant over there is gonna go batshit crazy
You : yeah he's asking me about the guy
You : I just told him
Soap : y/n I think you just got your boyfriend arrested
You : he's not gonna kill the guy , just scare him a little
Soap: he literally beat my ass when i did the most minimal of flirting with you
You : it's well deserved since you know
I'm in a relationship
Soap : true , still hurt tho
You : heheh
Soap : GHOST IS WALKING TO ME WTF IM ABOUT TO MEET JESUS TODAY
you : oh stop it he's probably gonna just ask a question
Soap : he's asking me about the guy
You : shit
*ten minutes pass and price texts you *
Price : my office now
You : ghost I'm guessing ?
Price : he's lucky I'm not writing him up for what he did
You : what did he do this time ?
Price : private ramerez is in medical wing with 25 stitches
You : oh that was the soldier that was bothering me he was being suggestive to me , I told soap about it and we'll...he kinda found out
Price : well handle it like adults and talk but he scared the guy but still my office now
You : alright I'll be there in five
CZYTASZ
Simon "ghost" Riley one shots
Fanfictionfem reader only , here are some one shots everyone enjoy :) I'll try to get as many one shots out as much as possible but for the most part just enjoy :)
