--Time Waster # 40--
Cami: GIVE IT BACK!
Sal: NO! I WANT IT!
Cami: IT'S MINE!
Sal: NO IT ISN'T! IT WAS STILL ON THE MIDDLE PLATE!
Cami: I WANT THAT TOASTER WAFFLE, SALLY THUNDER!
Sal: MY NAME ISN'T SALLY!
Cami: I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUDGE WHAT YOUR NAME IS! ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THAT IT'S SIX O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING, I JUST GOT BURNED IN THE SHOWER BECAUSE SOMEONE - I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO - THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SNEAK IN AND FLUSH THE TOILET AND LAUGH AT MY SCREAMS, I ALSO MANAGED TO GET SHAMPOO IN MY EYE DURING THAT WHOLE LITTLE SHOWER FIASCO - MY EYE STILL STINGS BY THE WAY, AND NOW YOU'RE ABOUT TO EAT THE LAST FREAKING TOASTER WAFFLE! SO IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, PUT IT THE FUDGE DOWN!
Sal: I'm suddenly in the mood for cereal... *Runs to the kitchen*.
Cami: *Snatches the toaster waffle off the middle plate and slams it down on her plate* Where's the syrup?
Everyone At The Table: *Frantically shove each other around in a desperate attempt to give Cami the syrup*.
Kaydie: GOT IT! *Quickly hands it to Cami*.
Cami: Thanks. *Drowns her toaster waffle in syrup*.
Sal: Hey, there's another box of toaster waffles in the freezer!
Cami: Good. Now I don't feel as guilty.
Sal: I doubt very seriously that you've ever felt guilty in your life.
Cami: OH PUT A SOCK IN IT!
Sal: *Rolls her eyes and stuffs a couple of toaster waffles in the toaster and waits patiently for them to pop back up*.
Cheyenne: We're going to the beach today. Is that okay?
Everyone: *Nods in agreement*.
*AFTER BREAKFAST - AT THE BEACH*
Cami: Come on, Sal! Get in the water!
Sal: I'd prefer to just tan for now.
Cami: Sally dear, you never tan. In fact, you'll probably always be pale. But it looks nice that way, so just get your butt in the water.
Sal: No. And don't call me Sally.
Cami: Fine. Suit yourself, grumpy pants.
Sal: I'm the grumpy one? You're the one who had a psychotic spaz attack at breakfast.
Cami: Yeah... How does it feel to know your friend has such horrible anger problems, that she'd kill you for a toaster waffle during one of her little "episodes"?
Sal: It makes me feel like we should stop having sleepovers.
Cami: *Shrugs and walks back to the water with Cheyenne*.
Sal: *Shoves her sun glasses back over her eyes and leans back in her lounge chair* It's so nice out.
Zack: *Lifts Sal out of her chair*.
Sal: HEY! PUT ME DOWN! ZACK! I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH I LIKE YOU, I WILL STILL KILL YOU! NO, I'LL DO MORE THAN THAT! MUCH WORSE!
Zack: *Chuckles* How can you do more than kill me? Kill me twice?
Sal: SHUT UP AND PUT ME DOWN!
Zack: Oh, I'll put you down.
Sal: Than- *Gets cut off when the water engulfs her*.
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
