(A/N: Hey, so you know about my obsession with Carlos? Lol well I was at the store with my dad today and saw this tiny chocolate bar called Carlos V. I couldn't resist.. I just had to get it haha. Plus I love chocolate, so bonus. :D)
--Time Waster # 32--
*THE WEEKEND*
Sal: That Cheyenne is pure evil, I tell you!
Cami: Relax, she was just getting even. You would have done it, too.
Sal: That's not the point! Everyone knows I'm a criminal! She's managing to secretly be evil while fooling everyone into thinking she's sweet and innocent! I bet she's killed people. How much do you bet that she has?
Cami: Sal, chill out! She's too nice to kill people. But if she had to, it might be you.
Sal: *Glares at Cami* Whatever. Let's go inside. *Opens the door and sees Mason and Kaydie cuddling on the couch*.
Cami: Kaydie!?
Sal: MY EYES!
Cami: MY COUSIN! GET AWAY FROM MY COUSIN, MISTER! SHE IS MUCH TOO YOUNG FOR YOU!
Mason: We're the same age.
Cami: IN MATURITY! SHE IS MUCH TOO YOUNG FOR YOU!
Kaydie: HEY! I'M MATURE!
Cami: For a nine year old.
Kaydie: Oh shut it. I'm more mature than you are.
Cami: Oh really!?
Kaydie: Really.
Mason: Kaydie and I have a date, so.. bye! *Takes Kaydie's hand and runs out of the house before Cami and Sal can stop them*.
Cami: Kids. *Wipes away a fake tear* They grow up so fast.
Sal: *Rolls her eyes* We need to start plotting our revenge.
Cami: We can't.
Sal: Why not?
Cami: Because...
Sal: Cami! What. Did. You. Do. >:(
Cami: IinvitedCheyenneover!
Sal: SPEAK NORMALLY!
Cami: I INVITED CHEYENNE OVER!
Sal: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Cami: You need to chill out.
Sal: I know, I'm starting to be dramatic like you.
Cami: *Glares* I AM NOT DRAMATIC!!
*DOORBELL RINGS*
Cami: AGH! IT'S THE MOB HERE TO KILL ME! *Dives behind the coffee table*.
Sal: It's Cheyenne, you idiot.
Cami: Oh. Right... *Gets up and let's Cheyenne inside*.
Cheyenne: Hey. :)
Cami: Hey! :D
Cheyenne: *Looks at Sal*.
Sal: *Glares* No.
Cami: Say hi.
Sal: I just said no.
Cami: SAY HI BEFORE I CUT YOU APART AND STUFF YOUR BODY IN THE FIREPLACE!
Sal: HEY CHEYENNE! IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU!
Cheyenne: ...
Cami: Now was that so hard?
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...