Santa Claus isn't real. Or is he?
But he wouldn't be somebody young. Would he?
He's supposed to be old and stuffy. Isn't he?
He's not supposed to be young and hot and handsome. Right?
Santa Claus isn't real. Or is he?
But he wouldn't be somebody young. Would he?
He's supposed to be old and stuffy. Isn't he?
He's not supposed to be young and hot and handsome. Right?
(I am not shipping the actual people, I am shipping their online personas)
TRIGGER WARNINGS: Guns, Fire, Cussing, Passing out
THIS IS ALL FLUFF, NO SMUT!!