Restroom Mobs (The unrelated Mafia brothers)
❝I don't give a fuck!--❞ The man named Mario stopped shouting after I escaped a loud fart around the cubicle or rather the whole restroom. Well, That distracted him..My fart boomed across the room with different tones and decibels that embarrassed my dignity.
❝--About your reason! You--❞ Fart, came another one. I was sure I wouldn't have a face nor the strength to come out of the cubicle after I finish dumping my whole manure in this oddly small toilet.
❝Cazzo, Who even farts that loud? It even smells horrible!❞ Luigi said and I could imagine this person was pinching his nose in disgust.
They sounded like they were both partners and brothers in crime.
And I meant that in the LITERAL way.
"Can you choose the life that you ever wanted?"
- Tiffany Bay Garcia is a Janitress in a gas station, nature called and her rude stomach grumbled with the need to drop a stink pickle. She made a dump, little did she know that her life was about to take a dump either.
The peaceful but difficult life that she once had will take a turn in the most mind-boggling way.
Mario and Luigi? Well, They weren't just brick wreckers and coin catchers... They were even death takers too.
We didn't know that the smell of our own fart can serve as an invitation to hell, or rather an embarrassing invitation for two crazy bastards to enter your life.
Highest ranking: #613 in Humor :D (10/01/17)