What if I ain't no violinist?

By rin_rin40

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A collection of one-shot and short stories of parallel worlds about Twoset Violinists Brett and Eddy. What if... More

4. Twoset Hotline
8. Twoset Football Talent
9. Twoset Football Talent II
10. Twoset Football Talent III
11. Twoset Snowboarders
12. Twoset Snowboarders II
14. Author's note 20210109
15. Twoset Science
19. Twoset First Aiders
20. Twoset First Aiders II
21. Twoset Anthropologists
22. Twoset Anthropologists II
23. Twoset Mash-up Reunion!
24. Twoset Tutoring
27. Twoset Ultimate Questions
28. Twoset Blind Dating Musicians: Edwina Edition
29. Twoset Fan Girls
30. Twoset Skaters
31. Twoset Skaters II
1. Twoset MMA
32. Twoset MMA II
36. Swipe top right, swipe bottom right
6. Twoset Daddy
17. Twoset Daddy II
43. Twoset Daddy III
49. Twoset Accountants
50. Twoset Accountants II
54. Author's Note - the mathematics of fanfic
52. Twoset Geologists
53. Twoset Geologists II
55. Twoset Geologists III
33. Twoset Sky-divers
35. Twoset Sky-divers II
61. Twoset Twins
62. Twoset Twins II
63. Twoset Boyband
64. Twoset Boyband II
65. Twoset Boyband III
51. Twoset Dancers
71. Twoset Dancers II
66. Twoset Clairvoyants
67. Twoset Clairvoyants II
68. Twoset Fortune Teller
70. Twoset Fortune Teller II
69. Twoset Wizard
72. Twoset Wizard II
39. Twoset Pest Controllers
47. Twoset Pest Controllers II
76. Twoset Pest Controllers III
77. Twoset Teaser
82. You can see me?
83. Twoset Peas
88. Twoset Peas II
89. Twoset Peas III
92. Twoset Handbells
96. Twoset Cleaner
97. Twoset Cleaner II
99. Twoset Cleaner III
38. Twoset Singers
40. Twoset Singers II
46. Twoset Singers III
93. Twoset Singers IV
100. Twoset Singers V
105. Twoset Bartender
95. Twoset Window Cleaner
98. Twoset Window Cleaner II
106. Twoset Window Cleaner III
107. Twoset Window Cleaner IV
26. Twoset Grapefruit Boys
34. Twoset Grapefruit Boys II
48. Twoset Grapefruit Boys III
80. Twoset Grapefruit Boys IV
109. Twoset Grapefruit Boys V
108. Twoset Travellers
110. Twoset Travellers II
111. Twoset Travellers III
112. The Haircuts by Butcher
18. Twoset Firefighters
58. Twoset Zookeeper
75. Twoset Zookeeper II
94. Twoset Zookeeper III
115. Twoset Zookeeper IV
116. Twoset Firefighters II & Zookeeper V Mashup
117. Twoset Firefighters III/Zookeeper VI Mashup II
118. Twoset Firefighters IV/Zookeeper VII Mashup III
119. Twoset Firefighters V/Zookeeper VIII Mashup IV
41. Twoset Competitors
42. Twoset Competitors II
44. Twoset Competitors III
120. Twoset Firefighters VI / Competitors IV Mashup
121. Twoset Firefighters VII / Competitors V Mashup II
122. Twoset Firefighters VIII / Competitors VI Mashup III
123. Twoset Firefighters IX / Competitors VII Mashup IV
124. Twoset Firefighters X / Competitors VIII Mashup V
125. Twoset Firefighters XI / Competitors IX Mashup VI
126. Twoset Firefighters XII / Competitors X Mashup VII
56. Twoset Daycare
57. Twoset Daycare II
59. Twoset Daycare III
60. Twoset Daycare IV
127. Twoset Pre-school
129. Twoset Pre-school II
130. Twoset Pre-school III
86. Twoset Dentist
131. Twoset Dentist II
132. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer
133. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer II
138. Twoset Kidneys
139. Twoset Oompa-Loompas (writing challenge)
140. Twoset Tweeter
142. Twoset Gen β
143. Twoset Gen β II
144. Twoset Gen β III
145. Twoset Gen β IV
3. Twoset Teachers
5. Twoset Teachers II
13. Twoset Teachers III
16. Twoset Teachers IV (Viola Vexation 1)
25. Twoset Teachers V (Viola Vexation 2)
37. Twoset Teachers VI
45. Twoset Teachers VII
85. Twoset Teachers VIII (Luscious Lashes 1)
91. Twoset Teachers IX (Luscious Lashes 2)
102. Twoset Teachers X (Paparazzi 1)
103. Twoset Teachers XI (Paparazzi 2)
104. Twoset Teachers XII
128. Twoset Teachers XIII (special episode - writing challenge)
141. Twoset Teachers XIV
148. Twoset Teachers XV
149. Twoset Removalists
150. Twoset Timetravellers
151. Twoset Inventor
154. Twoset Timetravellers II
7. Twoset Manga-ka
79. Twoset Manga-ka II
81. Twoset Manga-ka III
84. Twoset Manga-ka IV
101. Twoset Manga-ka V
152. Twoset Manga-ka VI
153. Twoset Manga-ka VII
156. Twoset Manga-ka VIII
157. Twoset Vampire
166. Twoset Hairdresser
167. Twoset Gen α
168. Twoset Artist
169. Twoset Bedtime Story
170. Twoset Bedtime Story II
171. Twoset Secrets
158. Twoset La Mort
159. Twoset Guardian
160. La Mort meets Guardian
161. La Mort meets Guardian II
162. La Mort meets Guardian III
163. La Mort meets Guardian IV
164. La Mort meets Guardian V
172. La Mort meets Guardian VI
179. The 4 levels of Twoset Violin-chan
73. Twoset Veterinarian
74. Twoset Veterinarian II
78. Twoset Veterinarian III
90. Twoset Veterinarian IV
134. Twoset Veterinarian V (Blink for benevolence 1)
135. Twoset Veterinarian VI (Blink for benevolence 2)
136. Twoset Veterinarian VII (Blink for benevolence 3)
137. Twoset Veterinarian VIII (Blink for benevolence 4)
146. Twoset Veterinarian IX (In the name of science 1)
147. Twoset Veterinarian X (In the name of science 2)
173. Twoset Veterinarian XI (Liszt's curse 1)
174. Twoset Veterinarian XII (Liszt's curse 2)
175. Twoset Veterinarian XIII (Liszt's curse 3)
176. Twoset Veterinarian XIV (Liszt's curse 4)
177. Twoset Veterinarian XV (Liszt's curse 5)
178. Twoset Veterinarian XVI (Liszt's curse 6)
180. Twoset Veterinarian XVII
182. The art class - injured
183. The art class II - portrait
184. Twoset Devil
185. Twoset Diary (Eddy's)
189. Twoset Sleeptalkers
190. Twoset Barista
191. Twoset Barista II
192. Twoset Barista III
193. Twoset Traceurs
194. Twoset Traceurs II
195. Twoset Traceurs III
196. Twoset Detectives
197. Twoset Detectives II
155. Twoset Psychic
186. Twoset Psychic II
187. Twoset Psychic III
188. Twoset Psychic IV
198. Twoset Psychic V
87. Twoset Searchers
113. Twoset Searcher II
114. Twoset Searcher III
165. Twoset Searcher IV
181. Twoset Searchers V
199. Twoset Searchers VI
200. Twoset Searchers VII

2. Twoset Chemistry

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By rin_rin40

"Eddy, dude, what the heck is that?!"

It's early in the morning and Brett exclaimed as he walked into the organic chemistry laboratory and saw his friend.  For starters, Brett wasn't expecting anyone to be there so early and secondly, his friend Eddy was wearing a PINK lab coat!!! 

"I'm setting up for a 7-hour reflux."

"No, no, not that, I meant what are you wearing??"

"A lab coat."

Mumbled Eddy, his eyes focused on the equipment at hand, inside the fume cupboard in which he was assembling his experiment glassware together.

The whole set up in the fume hood was a bit too low for Eddy's height and so he had his legs spread apart so that he could see what he was doing. 

Brett rolled his eyes.

"Yes, Eddy I can tell it's a bloody lab coat but what's with the colour?"

"Huh? Oh, it was like this when I got here."

Brett couldn't help letting a smirk emerge from the edges of his lips. Whenever Eddy was focused on something he just wouldn't give a toss about anything else.  Brett turned away from Eddy as he approached his workbench. This was when his eyes rounded out wide under his spectacles. 

"Aaaaaaaaaaagh mine's pink too, WTF?!"

"Chill dude, it's a prank by the Inorganics.  They dyed all the Organics' lab coats. Some or yellow, some are green. They did ours pink."

Brett heard his friend shouting from the other side of the laboratory, his voice travelling over the workbenches and shelves stacked high with papers and bottles of chemicals. 

"Oh shiiiit, it's sooooooo... pink, I might just start glowing in the dark with this?"

Brett hears Eddy giggle. 

"Put it on, mate. I wanna see how you look in it." 

Eddy's voice got louder. He was approaching Brett's little workspace.

"Aaaawe, mate you look so cute, pink is def your colour"

"Crap Eddy, I'm not too fond of you using those words in the same sentence..!"

Eddy grins.

"What?  You, cute 'n pink ?"

Brett blushed. Eddy was weird sometimes and said sh*t like that. Actually, he said sh*t like that all the time. Brett thought it was actually him that's weird for getting so affected by it. 

"Brett can I borrow your mag stirrer?"

"Sure, you need an extra one ?"

Brett opened up his stationery drawer to retrieve a small plastic film canister, which contained what looked like a small white painkiller tablet. It's a magnet that you pop into your flask and set on a stirrer machine which made it spin and stirred your experiment mixtures. Other students would go through your cupboards and took things without asking, which was a major trigger for PhD students like Brett and Eddy, so Brett has kept his hidden with his stationary as a precaution. 

"Nah, I don't have one anymore. Mine got nicked.  They replaced it with a f*cking tictac."

Brett couldn't help himself laugh out loud. 

"Dude, that's the funniest thing.  I'll have to try that stunt on someone "

"Don't."

Eddy said rather sharply, somewhat out of his character. 

"The tictac wrecked my material. That's why I'm starting all over again.

"What, your starting material?? Oh sh*t, what a setback, I'm so sorry to hear that."

Eddy smiled.

"It's okay. I was getting to a point where I knew had to make a new batch sometime soon. Anyway, thanks for this, now are you sure you're not gonna miss it till I finish with it? I'll need it for 7 hours' reaction time plus time for it to cool down and work up.  That would be...  like till tomorrow ?"

"No, I'm good, just running NMRs today, oh sh*t, My time slot is due.  Here"

Brett takes out the magnet and places it into Eddy's hand.

"Great, thanks. I owe you one. Coffee at 8:30?"

"Sounds great, see ya then"

And Brett ran out the lab, down the stairs to the NMR room, still in his pink lab coat.



"Hey Eddy, sorry I'm late. The next guy didn't show so I took advantage of the opportunity to run a couple more extra spectrums"

Brett was slightly out of breath upon arrival at the cafe where he was supposed to meet Eddy 15 minutes ago. 

"Spectra"

".. Ok, plural. Geez who the hell says spectra, you knew what I meant.  Are you pissed that I'm late?"

"Huh?  Oh no, no no, it's ok, I just got here myself" Eddy lied as he looks up from his phone he'd been staring at for the last 20 minutes. Then Eddy smiled. 

"Dude, you really do look cute in that."

Brett realised he was still wearing his lab coat. The colour of Brett's face changed to match the colour of the lab coat. 

"Will ya stop it with that cr*p."

"Don't worry about it, you're not the only one with a lab coat on around here"

Eddy sat up proudly as he tugged on the collars of his lab coat. 

"Yeah, sure.  But you do realise we're the only ones with pink labcoats...!"

Eddy looked around and shrugged.

"Hmm.  Oh well, I guess it all makes it more special, aye ?"

There he goes again.

They were in one of the coffee shops on the university campus, the one closest to the science/engineering faculty.  Here they were surrounded by a herd of Asian engineering/science students.   Naturally quite a few of them would rock up in their lab coats to grab a quick coffee.  Brett and Eddy could have easily blended into the rest of them if it wasn't for their fluorescent pink lab coats, highlighting their presence amongst the otherwise rather drab looking sea of engineering and science students.

They didn't care though.

Together they sat and chatted while they enjoyed their morning coffees. They would talk about everything and anything, being best friends since meeting for the first time in their first year chemistry laboratory class.

"Hey Brett, remember how we first met at uni ?"

"Yeah, of course I do"

Then they both secretly said to themselves almost simultaneously;

I think I've been crushing on him since.



"Hi I'm Brett, can we sit wherever we want or is it alphabetical?"

"Eddy. Alphabetical. I'm a Chen".

Eddy pointed to his full name written on a piece of masking tape that had been stuck onto his workbench. It looked as though each student was allocated a bench space by the lab manager in alphabetical order by surname. 

Brett groaned. 

"I'm a Yang."

Eddy laughed out loud as he pointed his thumb over his shoulder towards the back of the laboratory.

"Sucks to be you"

Eddy did say it in a kind tone with kind eyes though.  Brett grinned.

"Oh well, nice to meet you Eddy, if you ever need me for anything, I'll be at the back"

"Ah, ok, thanks.  Likewise.  Anything."

Strange thing to say to someone you've just met? I suppose he's just trying to be friendly.

20 minutes later their laboratory session started.  Eddy was straining to hear the lab manager talking and explaining laboratory procedures when Eddy felt a little tap on his shoulder.  It was Brett with his lab folder and stool in his hands and a pen in his mouth.  He mumbled.

"Hmph phephi.."

Eddy cringed and took the pen out of Brett's mouth.

"..Thanks.  Hey Eddy, you mind if I join you here for a bit? I can't see or hear a thing from back there."

"Sure Brett, of course you can."

Since uni started 3 days ago, Eddy's been sitting alone in lectures.  He was naturally shy and so was always a bit of a loner and most of the time he didn't mind it so much.  He'd rather be on his own than be part of a large group of people he didn't have an affinity to.  But this particular boy seemed really nice and Eddy's intuition told him that he would get along nicely with him.

So for all the laboratory sessions that followed that semester, Eddy was happy to share his bench with Brett when they had to listen to the lab manager's briefings. 

And as Eddy thought, they've become best friends since.  After they both completed an honours degree in organic chemistry, both boys commenced their studies for their PhD straight away.



"Mate, we oughta head back, we have a lab session to supervise from 10"
"First years?  Sh*t, yeah we really shouldn't be late, you leave them on their own, they might set the lab on fire."

The boys got up and walked back together to the science building. They walked around towards the back of the building as a shortcut and arrived in a small courtyard. The jacaranda tree above was in full bloom.

Eddy suddenly whipped out his phone.

"Hey Brett, can we take a pic together?"

"What? Why?"

"Oh c'mon, gotta capture the moment dude"

And with that, Eddie put his arm around Brett's shoulder, pulling him in close. Brett saw the image on Eddy's iPhone, two geeky chemistry students in a pink lab coat, side by side, almost cheek to cheek, Eddy's face grinning on the top right corner, Brett in the bottom left. 

Eddy squawks "Bah, wrong angle, we need to see our lab coats"

"'Tis okay, just take one like that, it's nice"

Whoops. Cr*p, maybe I shouldn't have said that. 

"Yeah? Sure, okay, say chemistrieeeee"

Brett had to try hard not to roll his eyes and maintain a smile. 

Following the click, Eddy wrapped his other arm around Brett.  

"What the.."

"Chill bro, just swapping hands, I'll get a longer reach this way"

Eddy passed his iPhone to his left hand and extended it out in front of them, his right hand resting gently on Brett's shoulder. 

"Chemistrieee"

"Chemistrieee"

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