(Do not anger Downneck for I have given him DieselPunk tech!)
It was a boring day in the abandoned UN building. EUBall and NATOBall were cleaning up the dirty building. Ever since the countryballs left, the alliances balls were busy arguing on what the f**k Happened to their nations. Meanwhile ASEAN was busy planting Rice Fields and claiming to be super patriotic. Also UN, CIA, KGB, and FBI were in the other building discussing on what happened. MittleEuropa and Greater Germanic Reich Ball were I'm another building discussing German stuff.
UNBall: Soooo.... What the f**k Happened to our comrades?
KGBall: Comrade. Do not be troubled comrade. We have cameras everywhere and we can watch where they go to comrade.
FBIBall: You think?
CIABall: Let's watch.
Soon the computer revealed the footage and where the countryballs go. North Korea was pressing a button while near China and they all were suck by a giant portal. The footage ended with the camera getting destroyed because of a shockwave.
UNBall: So your saying they all went through a giant portal?
CIABall: Correct.
FBIBall: Now that pretty weird. But not as weird as Area 51.
CIABall: I checked your search history brother.*Laughs*Why are you searching for so many lolis?
When FBI heard it, he burst instantly into anger.
FBIBall: What the f**k Did you see?!!!
CIABall: Nuclear codes and lots of Lolis.
FBIBall: I hope you don't realize what's the use of the Nuke codes.
CIABall: Relax. They are now being used to unlock files in your secret folder if your computer. It seems you are a lolicon, who protects Lolis, I'm proud of you.
FBIBall: Grr.... Stop touching my stuff!!!
KGBall:*Laughs*It's okay comrade.
UNBall: Can we cut this crap already?!!! Now how do we rescue our countries!!?
KGBall: CIA has all of the information Comrade.
CIABall: Ok. I made a secret project called...
Before he could continue, a explosion was heard.
CIABall: Crap!
FBIBall: Who the hell attacked us?!!
They could see from the window, Nato and EU yelling to a giant floating woman in the sky.
FBI and CIA: Did an alien escape Area 51??
???: Hello poor Countryballs. Your time of death has arrived!
Suddenly a giant portal engulfes the entire base.
FBIBall: Were all gonna die!!!
Before they could scream even more, the next thing they knew, their base is on the middle of a Ocean.
UNBall: Where the hell did that whore send us?!!
Then the German balls came out.
MittleEuropaBall: Where z hell are we?!!
G.G.RBall: I don't know Kammerad. I hope there are Nazis here.
MittleEuropaBall: No! I hope Prussians are here!!
G.G.RBall: No! I hope Nazis are here!!
MittleEuropaBall: No! I hope Germans are here..
Now the two stopped fighting and looked around. They saw Asean still busy planting rice while EU and Nato were unconscious.
CIABall: Crap.
FBIBall: How in the hell did our aliens escape Area 51?!!!
UNBall: Can you stop telling those crap! We didn't even see your inside of your base!
FBIBall: Because we were afraid you will backstab us.
UNBall: Backstab me?!!! You both backstabbed us!!
FBIBall: Nuts!!!
After a long time of arguing, Asean arrived wearing a rice hat.
ASEANBall: Hello friends. What happened?
FBIBall: Our base was teleported in the middle of the f**King Ocean! How the hell didn't you realize?!!
ASEANBall: Because I was busy planting Rice. Rice is life.
CIABall: We hope your not like Vietnam.
ASEANBall: I have part of the personality of Vietnam. Most of my countries are rice lovers.
FBIBall: You thought we didn't know??!
Then EU and Nato woke up.
NATOBall: Uhh.. What happened... Wait. EU!! Did you kill us?!!!
EUBall: What the f**k??! What ze hell are you saying you!!
NATOBall: Grr....
EUBall: Grr....
CIABall: I really love their love hate relationship. But mostly it's love. I forgot, NATO is a girl.
NATOBall: Baka!!
FBIBall:*Faceplams* I hate Tsundere's.
NATOBall: What did you say?!!
FBIBall: Nothing. Be glad your not the only female here.
ASEAN: Correct. Question, why are we in the ocean?
Suddenly they heard explosions in the distance. They looked straight at the Sea and they saw a Loli with tentacles and I school girl who has a hammerhead on her back.
FBIBall: CIA? Did I drink today?
CIABall: Umm... No?
FBIBall: Then why is there a Loli watching us?
Meanwhile at the Sirens POV:
Observer: Fufu~ We have guests here....
Purifier: Haha!!! New guests for me to kill!!
Then Tester arrived.
Tester: Ok. The mission is to capture these creatures for us to expirement. Our Siren balls are at the Azurlane base waiting. One of them really has the personality of you Observer.
Observer: Oh really? I hope I can challenge him...
Suddenly they saw a countryball with a hammer and sickle come there way. He also has a AK-47 around his back.
Observer: A fool... Kill him!
But before they could do it, they heard the USSR Anthem being sung by KGB.
KGBall:
United forever in friendship and labour,
Our mighty republics will ever endure.
The Great Soviet Union will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our Soviet motherland,
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin lead us
Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above
And Stalin our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our Soviet motherland,
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of nations
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our Soviet motherland,
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.
KGBall: Cyka Blyat!!*Fires Ak-47.*
The bullets had the damage of a Otto melara but turned into a gun.
Observer: Now that's alot of damage!
Purifier's head was blown off again.
Purifier: Waahh!!!
Tester then opened a portal and Purifier fell in it.
Tester: That annoying brat.
Observer: Relax. She is a useful girl.
KGBall: Ehem? Comrade, want to go to Gulag?
Observer: Nani!?!
KGB kicked them and they fell into the portal Tester made.
Observer: Impossible!!!!
The portal closed.
KGBall: Capitalist aliens.
UNBall: What the f**k!!
FBIBall: That's why I should've not have let you live.
KGBall: Relax comrade. We defeated heretical Xeno.
UNBall: So those gals were the reason we are here huh?
CIABall: I think they teleported us where the Countryballs are.
ASEANBall: Let's send a distress signal.
UNBall: Good Idea.
EUBall: Hey remember that alien mission we did few years back?
FBIBall: Oh that one in Livonia?
EUBall: Yeah. I remember Scotland Yelling in the radio.
Flashback:
Scotland in Radio: Hello! This is doctor Scotland in the radio talking! Cease Fuckin fire! Do not shoot at the alien object! It's no longer stable! Do not rupture its inner chamber! If the inner chamber inner is raptured, if the inner chamber is ruptured! All of us, are gonna die!!
Now I'm gonna repeat what I'm gonna say, cease Fuckin fire!*A-10 destroys Alien ship*.
Flashback End:
EUBall: I like how serious he was.
(Timeskip to base due to Author listening Soviet music while writing this.)
Cleveland: I detected an anomaly few miles north!
Hood: Maybe it's the Sirens. Maybe their sending fewer forces but who knows.
(End of Chapter).
Author: Finally! Rest...
Snef: I got question Kommandant.
Author: What is it?
Snef: Why does Abyssal riggings look like a much more weirder version of Ironblood riggings?
Author: Do not know. Maybe I will make a chapter about it.
Author: Two Chapters for today.