Irresponsibly Immortal

By just_cait_here

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After pranking her village's resident witch, Kenya is, for the first time in 16 years of life, caught. The w... More

Introduction
Prolouge
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twleve
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty One
Chapter Twenty Two
Chapter Twenty Three
Chapter Twenty Four
Chapter Twenty Five
Chapter Twenty Six
Chapter Twenty Seven
Chapter Twenty Eight
Chapter Twenty Nine
Chapter Thirty
Chapter Thirty One
Chapter Thirty Two
Chapter Thirty Three
Chapter Thirty Four

Chapter Thriteen

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By just_cait_here

© 2020 just_cait_here

"Candy Canes and Respectful Ladies."
•••

Koa POV

I woke up with Kenya curled tightly into a ball, nestled against my side.
She looked so peaceful, her sides slowly rising and falling, a look of calm on her face.

It was amazing how beautiful she was when she wasn't yelling at me.

I slowly got up from the bed, as to not disturb her, and checked the clock. Breakfast would be over soon... but I couldn't bring myself to wake her.

I sighed, slipping sneakers on, splashing water on my face, and trying (probably failing) to do something with my wild mass of wavy bed hair.

When I walked by the front desk I noticed the dude from last night was nowhere to be seen.
Instead an elderly lady was there, talking peaceably to some customers.
I would be happy if I never saw that guy from yesterday ever again. Something about him didn't sit right.

I grabbed two plates, loading them with sausage, bacon, eggs, those little yogurt cups, waffles, bagels, and muffins. When it came to Kenya I figured it was best just to grab everything.

I also got two cups of coffee and some juice, tediously heading back to our room, struggling to balance everything.
Thankfully I didn't have to open the door, because Kenya threw it open before I could even knock.

Her hair was more of a mess than mine (and that's saying something), but her eyes were bright.
"You are a lifesaver, Makoa Whatever-Your-Middle-Name-Is... shoot. I don't even know your last name."

"And I don't know yours," I reply with a wink, setting the plates on the table.

Kenya descends upon the stuff like a ravenous beast. All I can manage to grab for myself is a bagel with some cream cheese and a single sausage link.

Eh, I wasn't that hungry anyway.

"I'm gonna feed the cat and take a shower, than we can get back on the road." Kenya says, skipping off.

Wow, that girl really likes skipping. For a sixteen thousand year old girl she acts like she is... well, six.

I shake my head and quickly pull on a fresh pair of clothes before bringing our dishes back to the kitchen.
When I return to the room Kenya has already showered. When she actually wants to be productive she does a surprisingly good job of it.

I notice her hair is a little bit lighter than before... more auburn shining through the brunette. It looks beautiful.

"Time to get our butt's moving, hot— Makoa! If my suspicions are correct we are only a few hours away from where I suspect the 'super secret lane immortal's base' to be."

A few hours.... a few hours from finding Kenya!

I suppress a huge grin. We are so close...

•••

Kenya POV

"That's it. I'm starving." I announce, my stomach growing for the third time in the past hour.

Makoa sighs. "If I let you grab something do you promise to stop complaining?"

"No promises."

Looking extremely put off he nods, "You can stop for food," under his breath he adds, "even though we're so close..."

Maybe I should tell him that I only suspect the headquarters to be around here, and I don't know for sure.
He seems to believe that we actually know the location of their base.
Better crush his hopes and dreams sooner than later.

One glance at his stormy features make me change my mind. Okay, I can crush his dreams after I get some food into his system.

"Ooh! Look at this adorable cafe!" I chirp, yanking the steering wheel to the right.

"Cafe? I'm coming in with you this time, we do not need any more random mugs or bags of coffee."

"Ye of so little faith, you don't know that I would have grabbed a bunch of stuff! I can be quite money-conscious!"

He looks at me skeptically.

I unbuckle, than take Fluffy out of her seat.
She's sniffing the air, her tail lashing back and forth.
"Are we gonna get Fluffoo some food? Yes we are gonna get fluffy some food!" I coo in my best baby voice.

Makoa covers his face with his hands.
"Somebody save me from this crazy cat lady."

I ignore him, walking towards the cafe. Just as I'm about to go in I hear some annoying girl screaming in the most annoying voice. She is just asking to be slapped in the face.
The girl storms out of the cafe a moment later, trying and failing to slam the door and almost knocking my cheeze-its out of my hands.
I flip her off (because why not?).

She stumbles over a rock and I give her a weird look, turning my attention to the adorable girl looking at me with amusement.

"Hi, welcome to Joey's. Sorry about that!" She laughs a little and shows us to a table.
I catch a glimpse of a candy cane in her pocket and am half tempted to ask her if she has anymore.

Every season is candy cane season.

I set Fluffy in the seat next to me but she hops onto the table and sits down, majestically curling her floofy tail around her paws.

Makoa glares at me, mouthing something about bat banners? Mad matters?
Ohhhhhh!
Bad manners!

"Normally I'd say we have a no dog policy, but it doesn't say anything about cats..." the girl trails off, looking at Fluffy in confusion.

I grin. "This is Fluffy the Two-Hundred-and-Fiftieth!"

The girl chuckles. "Hi Fluffy the Two-Hundred-Fiftieth."

Makoa's jaw drops, making me smirk.

"Aha! See, someone is a decent person and says hi to my cat!"

He rubs his temples. "Please just order your freaking coffee," he mumbles, looking a few moments away from throwing something.

Hehe maybe I could make him throw something. That would be entertaining....

"Okay..." I look at the menu. So many options! Why not order them all?

"Can I get one of those double expressos, a chocolate latte, ooh maybe a large mocha too—"

"Aren't you hyper enough already?" Makoa cuts in, giving me an I-told-you-so look.

Oh yeah. He had said I wouldn't be able to just order one thing. I hated it that he was right... ugh, I would prove him wrong!

"Fine. Just an extra large double expresso." I say, folding the menu.

"Coming right up!"

But than I see it, on the back, a picture of a delicious, beautiful chocolate chip— the girl is about to walk away!

"Andacookie?" I add quickly, ignoring Makoa's smirk.

"Yep!" She takes my menu and walks towards the kitchen.

"Don't worry, Fluffy, I will share my cookie with you." I say, patting her head. She blinks.

"We are so close to finding Bria... I can just feel it!" Makoa says happily, smiling a little.

I take a handful of cheeze-it's out of my bag.
"About that..."

Makoa's brows draw together in a frown. "Kenya, I swear if this is another one of your stunts..."

"No, no that's not it! I just-" I'm interrupted when the girl comes back, my drink and gorgeous cookie in hand.

"Tips are very much appreciated," she comments with a slight smile.

I reach into my wallet and grab a few bills.
Five hundred.
I grin. This will annoy Makoa. I hand her the money.

Her eyes widen and her jaw drops open the smallest bit.
"That's for being so nice to Fluffy," I explain with a wink.

"Thank you!" She yells, beaming.
I smile at her, and even Makoa cracks a small grin.

She bends down to look at Fluffy. "And thank you Fluffy the two hundred fiftieth!"

She happily walks away, leaving me with my coffee and cookie. Oh, and a annoyed Makoa.

"Look, I'm not exactly sure where your sister is. Like I said, this is just a suspicion. There's no promises she will be here," I take a sip of my drink—delicious.

"We are running out of time, Kenya. I thought you said you were ninety five percent certain she was here."

"Actually I said ninety one point six two... but that's not the point! My point is don't get mad at me if this turns out to be a red herring. I'm trying, I really am."

"I know you are." He says.

"Good!" I grin and break off a bit of my cookie, feeding it to Fluffy.

She purrs, looking like she just made someone's day.

•••

"We are almost there..." I say, chewing my lip nervously.

"The middle of nowhere. Perfect place for a top secret headquarters." Makoa comments.

I snort. "Knowing Sir William it won't be very secret. Actually I would expect it to be some kind of fancy, flashy, place with ancient artifacts, expensive art pieces, gold trim, beauty in every room..."

"So basically the kinda place you would fit right in to."

"Ew, no! Even though I do like my gold... and my diamonds... and art... I much prefer the drab world of the mortals."

"Gee, nice to know my world is drab."

"I haven't seen your house but I can make a very educated guess that it's probably not all that pretty."

He opens his mouth to argue, than thinks better of it. "Yeah, you're right."

"I always am." I say with a smile.

"So, headquarters. How many stories tall do you think it'll be?"

I bite down on a cracker. "I don't know. Tall."

"And will there be horse pulled carriages?"

"I wouldn't put it past them," I continue to drive, keeping my eyes forward.

"Like, really shiny ones with horses of all colors. Ladies wearing clothes from all different eras... one with red hair..."

"Uh, I don't know. Why are you being so exact—"

Makoa taps my shoulder and points in the near distance.

"Oh."

That's most definitely the place.

•••

I was really excited to write this chapter because it features Sophie (the amazing waitress who actually gave Fluffy the recognition she deserves) from alittleorangebanana 's book called 'Buttercup'. She's an amazing writer (and just all around amazing) so I suggest you go check it out!

Love y'all!

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