Sanders Sides Boiz Oneshots

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Soft [LAMP]
Indigo [Analogical]
Butterfly Kisses and More [Royality]
Wedding Fantasies [Logince]
Romance Anxiety [Moxiety]
Lipstick Lovers [Sleepxiety]
Nakupenda [Analogical]
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue [Logicality]
Peaceful Nights [Loceit]
Fixing the Script [Prinxiety]
Variations of Love [LAMP +D]
Uh Oh, Feelings [Logince] (Witchcraft AU)
Bubbly Barista [Moxiety] (Coffee Shop AU)
Batting Cages [Royality] (Highschool AU)
Love vs. Lust [Analogical]
The Red String [Logicality] (Soulmate AU)
The Best Advice [Moxiety] (Modern AU)
Singing in the Rain [Royality]
You're Annoying, But I Love You [Analogical]
Respect My Pronouns [Logince] (Trans Pride AU)
Windows [LAMP +D +R]
Piano Boi [Moxceit]
Nothing to Hide [Analogical] (Trans Pride AU)
We're So Gay [LAMP]
My Name's BlurryFace and I Care What You Think [Prinxiety]
True Talent [Logince] (Highschool AU)
Hit Me Like a Bus... Almost [Royality] (College AU)
Take a Break [Rociet]
Gitchee Gitchee Goo [Logicality]
Migraine [Analogical]
Emerald Sword [Loceit] (Dark Sides AU?)
Sick Day [Moxiety]
Baby Steps [Moceit]
That Ring [Anxceit]
All Sugared Up [LAMP]
Happy Valentine's, Love [LAMP + D]
Coffee Date [Remile] (Modern AU)
Lunch Breaks [Remile Part Two] (Modern AU)
Awkward Bus Rides [Prinxiety] (Highschool AU)
Space Dad [Logicality] (Parents AU)
Fusion [Logince]
Lizards [Moxiety] (Non-Binary Pride AU)
Vocabulary Cards [Analogical]
House Party [Lociet] (College AU)
Get Him Back [Desleep] (Villains AU)
Why Am I Sad? [LAMP]
It's All Fun and Games Until Patton is Involved [Royality]
Behind the Seven Eleven [Sleepxiety] (Teenagers AU)
Playing Pretend [Roceit]
Bullied [Logince] (Children AU)
Virgiphile [Analogical]
Shipped [Logicality] (Teachers AU)
To Virgil, The Best Of Us [LAMP +D]
Our Home [Analogical] (Modern AU)
They Won't Break Us [Moxiety] (LGBTQA+ Pride AU)
The Perfect Man [Logince] (Mad Scientist AU)
Two Four Six Eight [Anxceit]
My Little Prince [Royality] (Wedding AU)
That Wasn't A Kiss Scene [Roceit] (Highschool AU)
I Don't Like You! Baka! [Prinxiety] (Cofee Shop AU)
Dancing's Not a Crime [Logince]
Goodnight Kisses [LAMP +D +R]
Student Teacher [Logicality] (Highschool LGBTQA+ Pride AU)
Good Morning, Sunshine [Moceit] (Anniversary AU)
Sanders No. 5 [LAMP]
Fear-Induced Insomnia [Analogical]
Shut Up You're Cute [Anxceit] (Pool Party AU)
Tranquila, Mi AraΓ±a [Analogical]
My Cutie Pie [Royality] (Long Distance AU)
I Love You [Moxiety]
Field of Hopes and Dreams [LAMP] (Deltarune AU)
I Just Relaized We Are At 5.5k Reads so Have a Crack Cluster Of Memeshots
Story of Tonight [LAMP +D] (College AU)
What's A Soulmate? [Logince] (Modern AU)
Just Go With It [Logicality] (Modern AU)
Dad [LAMP]
Waking Up Next to You [Moceit]
When She Loved Me [Analogical] (Modern AU)
I Love You S'more! [Moxiety] (Camp AU)
Oh, He's My Boyfriend [Patcani] (LGBTQA+ AU)
Zombies [Roceit]
Smiling Boy [Royality] (Highschool AU)
This One's Mine [Sleepxiety] (Modern AU)
Hey Mama [Analogical]
Symptoms of Love [Logince]
Sleepy Boiz [Logicality]
Slay [Rosleep]
Gossipy Boiz [Logince + Mociet] (Sleepover AU)
Our Song [Moxiety] (Elderly AU)
I Want To Be With You [Moceit]
The Prince That Fell in Love With the Sorcerer [Roceit] (Storybook AU)
Twinkle [Royality] (Middle School AU)
Hey There, My Darling [Logince]
You Only Zing Once? [LAMP] (Soulmate AU)
Warmth of You [DLAMP]
Peeping Tom [Logince] (Roommates AU)
Lunch Date [Roceit]
Get Off the Fridge [Analogical]
Silent Mornings [Moxiety]
Nightmares Begone [DLAMP]
I'm Still Here [Patcani] (Modern AU)
Getting Ready [RED] (Modern AU)
I'm F*cking Gay [Loceit] (Coming Out AU)
If I Could Tell Him [Moxiety + Logince] (Sleepover AU)
A Mayor's Dream [Remile] (LGBTQA+ Pride AU)
Innocence [Analogical] (Courtroom AU)
Alternate Responses to Transphobia [LAMP] (LGBTQA+ AU)
Flamingo [Analogical] (Highschool AU)
Can't Sleep Love [Royality]
Make a Wish [Moxiety] (Trans Pride AU)
Too Easily [Sleepxiety]
Helpless [Moceit]
We Could Happen [Logince]
Lemonade [DLAMP]
Video Chat [Thomas Sanders x George Salazar]
Ma'Belle [Logicality] (Flowershop AU)
Love Letters [Roceit] (Modern AU)
Y'all Need To Take Care Of Yourselves... [DLAMP]
Is This Me? [Logicality] (Trans Pride AU)
Freckles and Constellations [Logince] (Highschool AU)
Lazy Sunday [Moxeity]
Slow Dance With You [Analogical]
Sleepytime [Rocani] (Family AU)
A Little Help [Loceit] (Modern AU)
The Boy with Black Lips [Anxceit] (Soulmate AU)
My Sunshine [Royality] (Soulmate AU)
Anticipation [LAMP]
Snacktime Smiles [Moxiety] (Parents AU)
The Old Couple Up on the Hill [Analogical] (Elderly AU)
You! [Royality]
Robot [Analogical] (Highschool AU)
Polaroid [Logince] (College AU)
Dealing With Birds [Logince] (Soulmate AU)
Dragon Buddies [Analogical] (Soulmates AU)
Halloween Committee [Moxiety] (Soulmate AU)
Blackout [Desleep] (Husbands AU)
Goofball McGee [Royality]
You Belong to Me [Roceit] (Royalty AU)
A Friendly Gamble [Loceit] (Casino AU)
23 [Anxceit] (Highschool AU)
Choose Me! [Moceit] (Boyfriends AU)
01001100 01101111 01110110 01100101 [Analogical] (Mad Scientist AU)
They Know [Sleepxiety] (Youtuber AU)
Somewhere Only We Know [Remile]
Get Up and Try [Logicality]
Put it on Paper [Logince] (Genderfluid Pride AU)
Clover [Moxiety] (LGBTQA+ Pride AU)
Taboo [Anxciet] (Angels AU)
Confessabear [Moceit]
Ravens and Writing Desks [DLAMP]
Lost Boy [Royality] (Peter Pan AU)
Issues [Loceit] (Aro/Ace/Agender Pride AU)
Silent Pierrot [Moxiety] (Circus AU)
Bountiful Bonsai [Analogical] (Long Distance AU)
A Tactician's Lesson [Roceit]
Relaxing Thursday Night [Logince + Anxceit + Patcani] (LGBTQA+ Pride AU)
Grey [LAMP] (Modern AU)
Snow White Princess [Prinxiety] (Trans Pride AU)
Coffee Date [Logince + Moxiety] (LGBTQIA+ Pride AU)
He's So Cute I'm Going to Die [Logicality]
She's So... Perfect [Analogical] (Genderbend AU)
Otter Pop [Royality]
Look At Where We Are [Logince] (Modern AU)
Remember Me [Prinxiety] (Royals AU)
Growing Up [Logicality] (Parents AU)
Earlygame [Moceit] (RPG AU)
Wendy's My Wife [Roceit]
Breaktime [Logince]
No Means No. [Analogical] (Husbands AU)
Pear Tree [Logicality] (Children AU)
Best Friends Forever [Loceit] (Trans Pride AU)
Cute Girl Next to Me [Remile] (Modern AU)
Delay [Moxiety] (Long Distance AU)
Eternal [Analogical] (Soulmates AU)
Paint [Royality]
Bad Little Boy [Anxceit]
Oh, Logan [Logince]
We have 35K+ Reads so Here's A Treat From Remy
Raven, Python, And Spider [Desleepxiety]
Deep Sea Boy [DLAMP]
Palette Change [DRLAMP]
Shadow Prince and the King of the Sun [Prinxiety]
That Emo Guy [Moxiety] (Highschool AU)
Salted Caramel Mocha [Loceit] (Coffee Shop AU)
Princess Patton [Logicality]
PLATYPUS [Royality] (Angels AU)
We're Dating, Right? [Moxiety] (Genderbend AU)
Happy Place [Analogical]
Our Children [RED] (Newlywed AU)
Soft Boy [LAMP] (Trans Pride AU)
Touch Starved [Moceit] (Teenagers AU)
Haribo [Logicality] (Candy Store AU)
Desk Notes [Logince] (Highschool AU)
A Deadly Game Of Monopoly [DRRLAMP]
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Good Job [Snuke]
Zodiac Boy [Analogical] (College AU)
Sending Off

Glitter [Remile] (Genderfluid Pride AU)

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STORYTIME!

Emile/Emm/Emily Picani was Genderfluid, meaning thst their gender identity depends on how they wake up in the morning. Today was a feminine day, which means she uses she/her pronouns and the name Emily today. Gender is how the hormones in your brain reacts to your body and how it relates to society-built terms such as male and female: the two binary genders. Emily was assigned male at birth, so whenever she wears feminine clothes or buys feminine things, people criticize her.

Emily was at home after a long day of work, which actually supported her and her gender identity, twirling around a small bottle of nail polish on her dresser. She always wanted to wear it on feminine days, but she never had the courage to do so because society punishes "boys" who wear makeup or nail polish. Emily had always been fond of glitter, and she got this cute glittery pink nail polish with glittery pink lipstick to match. She also got blue for masculine days and yellow for neutral/other days but she had always been scared because "boys" don't wear makeup. 

While Emily was contemplating wither she should wear this stuff out to her dare with her boyfriend, the song I'm Still Standing  by Elton John began playing loudly from her phone. That's her boyfriend's ringtone. She got up and walked across the room to grab her phone that was resting on her bed. She picked it up and began a conversation.

"Moshi Moshi?"

"Hey Babe, we still on for date night tonight?"

"Of course we are! I have all the DVDs out and I got a playlist going. I also know how much you love pumpkin spice everything so I decided to try and bake a pumpkin pie! I can't promise that it turns out okay, considering I made it from scratch, but I do I have a backup pie in the freezer!"

"You're so adorable. Emily today, right? That's what Elliott said when I ran into them at the grocery store after their appointment."

"Yep, It's an Emily day!"

"You know, Elliott also said that you had some insecurity when they visited you. Something about makeup? They said you mentioned it when talking about Elliott's makeup and fashion style. What's that about?"

"Oh, it's nothing. No need to worry about it."

"No, I'm worried about it. If you want to wear makeup, go ahead. Gender stereotypes don't matter. Makeup has no gender and neither do clothes. If I need to go on a ten hour rant on why no matter what you decide to wear and that clothes and fashion don't decide your gender then I will."

Emily couldn't say a word. She was still insecure about it and Remy hit it right on the money. She looked back over to the glittery nail polish and lipstick. Bright pink like pinkie pie. Emily sighed, saying all that she needed to say for Remy to go on a long rant over the phone.

"Listen to me. Who cares what people say. If you want to wear something, you wear that something. Okay? Nobody can decide your gender except for you. And don't worry about that gender stereotype shit that people go on about. Who cares if you were born male or if it's a masculine day? Boys can wear makeup. Boys can wear nail polish. Boys can like pink. Same for Vice versa. Girls can like blue and girls can get messy. Who gives a shit?! You do whatever you want because you are a Kween, King, or Non-Binary Royal That is allowed to do whatever the fuck they want. Or, she wants today."

Emily was still silent, bowing her head. She didn't want to listen, but she knew it was true. Gender stereotypes were just created by society and aren't real. They don't have to be followed.

"If you want you wear glitter, fucking do it. Okay? Elliott said you briefly talked about it before switching the attention back to them. I've seen the unused glitter stuff in your room. Wear it."

The phone went off and Emily sighed. She walked over to her dresser and took the pink nail polish. She smiled and unscrewed the cap. For the first time, she painted over her index fingernail with the color. It went well with her skin tone, the glitter shining back up at her. After painting over that hand, she had to let it dry. Good thing it was her non-dominant hand. She reached for the pink lipstick and began to apply it single handedly. It looked really nice on her, bringing out the chocolate color of her eyes. It looked nice. She looked like a queen.

When Remy arrived, she was full glittered up. When she opened the door, Remy nearly dropped the roses that he had brought for her. 

Thsts a victory in her book for sure!

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Bonus Ending

Emile walked into his office the next day. He was masculine today, so he went by Emile. He walked into his office getting looks from everyone. They weren't anything bad or mocking. No, it was more like apencouraging and captivating looks from people he passed by. Much different than when he was walking in from the parking lot. He walked into his office with a bright smile and sat down at his desk, looking to see who he had an appointment with first. Perfect! Elliott would be coming in soon!

Emile tapped his sparkly nails against the desk and a glittery blue smile illuminated the room. He picked up his phone and decided that he looked cute. He was going to take a selfie. Looking at himself with his entire blue aesthetic including the eyeshadow and mascara was something out of a movie. Or a drag race. All he needs is the wig and dress and he's ready to perform. He took a selfie or three. Once it was done he s elected the best one and put a few heart stickers on it. He then sent it to his loving boyfriend Remy with a text following it.

Emile: Thank you for being the best boyfriend Evah! <3 I think I look cute. Loving the Glitter! XD

It didn't take very long for Emile to get a response from Remy.

Remy: You look more than cute, love. You look handsome~ The glitter fits you very well. I can't wait for you to get off work. I want you to stain my face with glittery blue~

Emile laughed and set down his phone, still getting used to wearing contacts instead of his glasses. Remy suggested he do that so he doesn't smudge anything. To be honest contacts are kind of cool. He might do this more often, but the eye makeup seems to much. He really only wants the glittery stuff. He is much more comfortable wearing his glasses anyways. But today he can tough that out. He was happy and confident in himself, which was rare recently. He was proud.

Fitting since pride month starts tomorrow!

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Clothes and Makeup have no gender. Wear what you want. Design yourself. If you want makeup, cool! If you don't, cool! Only you should be able to decide what you want to wear, not society. Gender stereotypes need to fall and our generation will be the one to end them! Woo!

Internet hugs and blow kisses!

~Eva

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