A SWATSDS fanfiction,
written by MJ Bejar
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Snow entered the dining hall, holding a tray of foods. This is one of the rare times that the 7 sins all gathered to eat together.
She was about to leave after serving the foods when Pride stopped her.
"Have a seat, princess. Saluhan mo na kaming kumain"
"Oo nga naman sugar-plum.Join us", segunda ni Gluttony na nangangalahati na agad ang gabundok na pagkain sa mala bandehadong nitong plato.
She gave them a weak smile, then reluctantly obliged. Even if she finds these brothers annoying most of the time, she is just their made. In other words, they call the shots.
"You wouldn't believe what i've just learned earlier today. According to the book i've read, every writer has a writing habit; weird ones, though", pagkukwento ni Envy.
"Wow. Didn't know you're also into books, twin brother", Greed teased.
Nagulat ang lahat ng ibagsak ng panganay ang mga hawak na kubyertos at binigyan ng matalim na tingin si Envy.
"Who in the name of Shakespeare gave you the right to enter my library without my permission and lay a hand on my precious books!"
"Calm down,Pride. Look...I just want to be genius like you. Nakakainggit kasi", Envy explained.
"Puro ka kasi inggit!Hindi mo ba alam na iyan mismong pangalan mong Envy at ng kambal mong Greed ang dahilan kung bakit naging pinakamasamang demonyo ang dating pinakamagandang anghel?"
"Aaah...Now i know"
"Tsk"
"So as i was saying, writers have weird habits",pagpapatuloy nito sa kwento."I was just wondering, ano kaya ang trip ni Nox Vociferans para makapagsulat ng mga out-of-this-world na kwento. Gaya na lang ng istorya tungkol sa peanut-allergic na prinsesa at pitong naggagwapuhang kasalanan", buong pagpapakumbabang(ehem) sabi nito
"Baka biktima lang siya ng kulam na ligo lang ang lunas"
"Nah. I don't think so. Mukha naman siyang mabangong tao base sa mga kwento niya. Panay pa nga ang english eh"
"Baka taga England. There are also a lot of chikababes there; and their accent, ugh...it turns me on"
Siguradong alam na kung sino sa pito ang nagsabi niyon.
"Maybe he's a rich kid. Kailangan kong makamkam ang yaman niya kung ganoon. Wanna join me,Sloth" anyaya ni Wrath
"I'd rather sleep than come with you. It's not as if you're going to share it with me anyway; knowing how greedy you are", humihikab na sagot nito.
"Wow. Iyon na yata ang isa sa mga pinakamahaba mong sinabi. I'm so proud of you" Gluttony proudly said, munching some brick oven pizza.
"Naisip ko nga baka naman nasobrahan lang sa panonood ng kdrama. Take a look at this". Inilabas ni Envy ang kanyang iphone at ipinakita ang facebook profile pic ng manunulat. "See? Bangs pa lang oppa na ang datingan"
"Mas mukha kamo siyang tropa ni Naruto"
"Wait!", Pride interrupted."Ikaw Envy, wag mong sabihing pinakialaman mo pati wifi ko!"
"Whoa! That's quite an accusation, brother. Free data lang 'to", Envy defended.
"This conversation is nonsense-What the heck! Give me back my plate Gluttony!"Galit na namang asik ni Wrath sa matakaw na kapatid.
"Why would i? Kanina mo pa dinudurog ang mga kawawang pagkain. I'm just saving them from you. I wasn't dubbed as a knight in shining armor with spoon and fork for nothing", litanya nito saka bumaling kay Snow. "Right, sweet-plum?"
Isang alanganing ngiti ang isinagot na dalagang nawiwirduhan sa takbo ng usapan ng pito.
Tuloy pa rin sa pagdi-diskusyon ang magkakapatid na animoy tungkol sa ekonomiya ang pinag-uusapan. Kanya-kanyang conclusion. Kanya-kayang analysis.
"Maybe he doesn't have a writing habit at all. Maybe he's just really awesome and plain crazy"
Natigilan ang pito at maang na napatingin sa kanilang prosthetic-legged maid.
"Now, she's talking..." sambit nila.
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Samantala...
NOXIANS GROUP CHAT
Edgar Allan Poe: what's your most favorite scene so far?
Henry David Thoreau: when the 7 sins turned into 3 year old kiddos
Stephen King:same here. That was epic!
JK Rowling:mine is when pride kissed snow. Kilig much!
Dan Brown: hey guys, newbie here.
(THE END)
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