Sanders Sides Boiz Oneshots

By Fandomz_Fanboy

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Soft [LAMP]
Indigo [Analogical]
Butterfly Kisses and More [Royality]
Wedding Fantasies [Logince]
Romance Anxiety [Moxiety]
Lipstick Lovers [Sleepxiety]
Nakupenda [Analogical]
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue [Logicality]
Peaceful Nights [Loceit]
Fixing the Script [Prinxiety]
Variations of Love [LAMP +D]
Bubbly Barista [Moxiety] (Coffee Shop AU)
Batting Cages [Royality] (Highschool AU)
Love vs. Lust [Analogical]
The Red String [Logicality] (Soulmate AU)
The Best Advice [Moxiety] (Modern AU)
Singing in the Rain [Royality]
You're Annoying, But I Love You [Analogical]
Respect My Pronouns [Logince] (Trans Pride AU)
Windows [LAMP +D +R]
Piano Boi [Moxceit]
Nothing to Hide [Analogical] (Trans Pride AU)
We're So Gay [LAMP]
My Name's BlurryFace and I Care What You Think [Prinxiety]
True Talent [Logince] (Highschool AU)
Hit Me Like a Bus... Almost [Royality] (College AU)
Take a Break [Rociet]
Gitchee Gitchee Goo [Logicality]
Migraine [Analogical]
Emerald Sword [Loceit] (Dark Sides AU?)
Sick Day [Moxiety]
Baby Steps [Moceit]
That Ring [Anxceit]
All Sugared Up [LAMP]
Happy Valentine's, Love [LAMP + D]
Coffee Date [Remile] (Modern AU)
Lunch Breaks [Remile Part Two] (Modern AU)
Awkward Bus Rides [Prinxiety] (Highschool AU)
Space Dad [Logicality] (Parents AU)
Fusion [Logince]
Lizards [Moxiety] (Non-Binary Pride AU)
Vocabulary Cards [Analogical]
House Party [Lociet] (College AU)
Get Him Back [Desleep] (Villains AU)
Why Am I Sad? [LAMP]
It's All Fun and Games Until Patton is Involved [Royality]
Behind the Seven Eleven [Sleepxiety] (Teenagers AU)
Playing Pretend [Roceit]
Bullied [Logince] (Children AU)
Virgiphile [Analogical]
Shipped [Logicality] (Teachers AU)
To Virgil, The Best Of Us [LAMP +D]
Our Home [Analogical] (Modern AU)
They Won't Break Us [Moxiety] (LGBTQA+ Pride AU)
The Perfect Man [Logince] (Mad Scientist AU)
Two Four Six Eight [Anxceit]
My Little Prince [Royality] (Wedding AU)
That Wasn't A Kiss Scene [Roceit] (Highschool AU)
I Don't Like You! Baka! [Prinxiety] (Cofee Shop AU)
Dancing's Not a Crime [Logince]
Goodnight Kisses [LAMP +D +R]
Student Teacher [Logicality] (Highschool LGBTQA+ Pride AU)
Good Morning, Sunshine [Moceit] (Anniversary AU)
Sanders No. 5 [LAMP]
Fear-Induced Insomnia [Analogical]
Shut Up You're Cute [Anxceit] (Pool Party AU)
Tranquila, Mi AraΓ±a [Analogical]
My Cutie Pie [Royality] (Long Distance AU)
I Love You [Moxiety]
Field of Hopes and Dreams [LAMP] (Deltarune AU)
I Just Relaized We Are At 5.5k Reads so Have a Crack Cluster Of Memeshots
Story of Tonight [LAMP +D] (College AU)
What's A Soulmate? [Logince] (Modern AU)
Just Go With It [Logicality] (Modern AU)
Dad [LAMP]
Waking Up Next to You [Moceit]
When She Loved Me [Analogical] (Modern AU)
I Love You S'more! [Moxiety] (Camp AU)
Oh, He's My Boyfriend [Patcani] (LGBTQA+ AU)
Zombies [Roceit]
Smiling Boy [Royality] (Highschool AU)
This One's Mine [Sleepxiety] (Modern AU)
Hey Mama [Analogical]
Symptoms of Love [Logince]
Sleepy Boiz [Logicality]
Slay [Rosleep]
Gossipy Boiz [Logince + Mociet] (Sleepover AU)
Our Song [Moxiety] (Elderly AU)
I Want To Be With You [Moceit]
The Prince That Fell in Love With the Sorcerer [Roceit] (Storybook AU)
Twinkle [Royality] (Middle School AU)
Hey There, My Darling [Logince]
You Only Zing Once? [LAMP] (Soulmate AU)
Warmth of You [DLAMP]
Peeping Tom [Logince] (Roommates AU)
Lunch Date [Roceit]
Get Off the Fridge [Analogical]
Silent Mornings [Moxiety]
Nightmares Begone [DLAMP]
I'm Still Here [Patcani] (Modern AU)
Getting Ready [RED] (Modern AU)
I'm F*cking Gay [Loceit] (Coming Out AU)
If I Could Tell Him [Moxiety + Logince] (Sleepover AU)
A Mayor's Dream [Remile] (LGBTQA+ Pride AU)
Innocence [Analogical] (Courtroom AU)
Alternate Responses to Transphobia [LAMP] (LGBTQA+ AU)
Flamingo [Analogical] (Highschool AU)
Can't Sleep Love [Royality]
Make a Wish [Moxiety] (Trans Pride AU)
Too Easily [Sleepxiety]
Helpless [Moceit]
We Could Happen [Logince]
Lemonade [DLAMP]
Video Chat [Thomas Sanders x George Salazar]
Ma'Belle [Logicality] (Flowershop AU)
Love Letters [Roceit] (Modern AU)
Y'all Need To Take Care Of Yourselves... [DLAMP]
Is This Me? [Logicality] (Trans Pride AU)
Freckles and Constellations [Logince] (Highschool AU)
Lazy Sunday [Moxeity]
Slow Dance With You [Analogical]
Sleepytime [Rocani] (Family AU)
A Little Help [Loceit] (Modern AU)
The Boy with Black Lips [Anxceit] (Soulmate AU)
My Sunshine [Royality] (Soulmate AU)
Anticipation [LAMP]
Snacktime Smiles [Moxiety] (Parents AU)
The Old Couple Up on the Hill [Analogical] (Elderly AU)
You! [Royality]
Robot [Analogical] (Highschool AU)
Polaroid [Logince] (College AU)
Dealing With Birds [Logince] (Soulmate AU)
Dragon Buddies [Analogical] (Soulmates AU)
Halloween Committee [Moxiety] (Soulmate AU)
Blackout [Desleep] (Husbands AU)
Goofball McGee [Royality]
You Belong to Me [Roceit] (Royalty AU)
A Friendly Gamble [Loceit] (Casino AU)
23 [Anxceit] (Highschool AU)
Choose Me! [Moceit] (Boyfriends AU)
01001100 01101111 01110110 01100101 [Analogical] (Mad Scientist AU)
They Know [Sleepxiety] (Youtuber AU)
Somewhere Only We Know [Remile]
Get Up and Try [Logicality]
Put it on Paper [Logince] (Genderfluid Pride AU)
Clover [Moxiety] (LGBTQA+ Pride AU)
Taboo [Anxciet] (Angels AU)
Confessabear [Moceit]
Ravens and Writing Desks [DLAMP]
Lost Boy [Royality] (Peter Pan AU)
Issues [Loceit] (Aro/Ace/Agender Pride AU)
Silent Pierrot [Moxiety] (Circus AU)
Bountiful Bonsai [Analogical] (Long Distance AU)
A Tactician's Lesson [Roceit]
Relaxing Thursday Night [Logince + Anxceit + Patcani] (LGBTQA+ Pride AU)
Grey [LAMP] (Modern AU)
Glitter [Remile] (Genderfluid Pride AU)
Snow White Princess [Prinxiety] (Trans Pride AU)
Coffee Date [Logince + Moxiety] (LGBTQIA+ Pride AU)
He's So Cute I'm Going to Die [Logicality]
She's So... Perfect [Analogical] (Genderbend AU)
Otter Pop [Royality]
Look At Where We Are [Logince] (Modern AU)
Remember Me [Prinxiety] (Royals AU)
Growing Up [Logicality] (Parents AU)
Earlygame [Moceit] (RPG AU)
Wendy's My Wife [Roceit]
Breaktime [Logince]
No Means No. [Analogical] (Husbands AU)
Pear Tree [Logicality] (Children AU)
Best Friends Forever [Loceit] (Trans Pride AU)
Cute Girl Next to Me [Remile] (Modern AU)
Delay [Moxiety] (Long Distance AU)
Eternal [Analogical] (Soulmates AU)
Paint [Royality]
Bad Little Boy [Anxceit]
Oh, Logan [Logince]
We have 35K+ Reads so Here's A Treat From Remy
Raven, Python, And Spider [Desleepxiety]
Deep Sea Boy [DLAMP]
Palette Change [DRLAMP]
Shadow Prince and the King of the Sun [Prinxiety]
That Emo Guy [Moxiety] (Highschool AU)
Salted Caramel Mocha [Loceit] (Coffee Shop AU)
Princess Patton [Logicality]
PLATYPUS [Royality] (Angels AU)
We're Dating, Right? [Moxiety] (Genderbend AU)
Happy Place [Analogical]
Our Children [RED] (Newlywed AU)
Soft Boy [LAMP] (Trans Pride AU)
Touch Starved [Moceit] (Teenagers AU)
Haribo [Logicality] (Candy Store AU)
Desk Notes [Logince] (Highschool AU)
A Deadly Game Of Monopoly [DRRLAMP]
SO
Good Job [Snuke]
Zodiac Boy [Analogical] (College AU)
Sending Off

Uh Oh, Feelings [Logince] (Witchcraft AU)

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By Fandomz_Fanboy

Finally a request! FINALLY AN AU!!! Requested by Cake_Herron! I am so excited for this you have no idea!

Edit: Also the ending is a bit... Yeah...

STORYTIME!!!

Logan was curious on human emotions and why they work. Specifically, Love. Love is such a strange concept that humans use to find a partner to either procreate with it to just give them more pleasant hormonal chemical reactions in their brain. It was odd how humans could only choose specific people and it takes time for these bonds to grow. That just seems so.... uninstinctual. It's was odd. So Logan, being a Warlcok (not a witch hush you) decided to try and experiment on the essence of human attraction. It was good that he had a human living with him after "befriending" (saving from a vicious beast they idiotically tried to fight with nothing but an iron sword) him. The human wanted to repay him for saving him, pretending to be a valiant warrior. Logan found the human amusing so he asked that he live here now. Company helps the hormone for happiness in Warlocks and Witches be made. There's the exposition of the plot and I'm sticking to it.

"Roman, would you do me a favor?"

The brunette boy with a princely outfit and red sash popped his head around the doorframe, seeing what Logan was holding in his hand. It was a magical elixir that he was going's ti drink himself in hopes he could understand human emotion. If he felt all the same things, maybe he could understand humans better and further his knowledge and fascination with them. He feared he may have extracted too much Love into it and it was just a love potion, but you may never know. Logan does have an antidote just in case it goes a little bit too far. Roman walked into the room and stood before him. Good obedient little human. Cute little human. Wait. What?! Forget that thought ever crossed Logan's mind.

"I need you to test this Elixr. If it succeeds, nothing will happen to you. However if it fails you will face some mild emotional turmoil. Nothing too drastic."

He thought he should add that into Roman's consideration, seeing how last time he had Roman test a potion for him without explaining any possible side effects he turn into a Cocitrice that spat fire. Logan almost turned to stone and Roman almost permenantly became a half-gorgon half-chicken. Roman rose an eyebrow and looked at the liquid. He took the flash and sniffed it. Logan added a strawberry and raspberry scent, knowing that they were Roman's favorite berries, just to coax him into drinking it. Roman took the flask up to his lips and took a large swig. If it worked, nothing would happen. If it failed, Roman would most likely fall madly in love with him.

Why was Logan hoping he messed up?

Roman put down the flask and just stood there's fir a moment, building up suspense and dramatic tension. Sure, Roman as a very melodramatic person, but the suspense was killing Logan inside. Everything seemed normal until suddenly Roman gripped his heart and was brought down to his knees. His fringe fell over his face and he squeezed his eyes shut. He let out a groan dripping with pain. What!? Logan used no ingredients that induce pain whatsoever! Logan fell to his knees, dying to push Roman's shoulders up so he can support his weight again. Logan had a spike of adrenaline burst through his veins and he didn't care that his glasses were slipping off the bridge of his nose.

"Roman!? Roman!!! Come on lift your head up! Tell me you're okay!"

Logan was freaking out, but let's go to Roman's perspective. Roman didn't feel pain. Well, it wasn't a painful pain. It was more like pleasurable pain. You know, like a total masochist would feel. His hesrrt then felt entirely warm and his full body went warm and heavy, slowly turning light. There was a consistent fluttering in his chest. He half felt like gravity was pulling him down and half felt like he defeated yet another dragon and earned a kiss on the cheek from a princess. Or a cute prince. He much prefers kisses from cute princes. He heard Logan's voice in his ears and suddenly all the blood in his veins spiked up. That angelic voice. That suave, compelling voice. Roman lifted his head, revealing his eyes to be a bright pink and his pupils hot pink hearts, growing at the sight of Logan. Oh yeah. He was in Love. Roman smirked like the godly prince he was, placing his hand underneath Logan's chin and rubbing his bottom lip with his thumb. He bit his own lip, resisting the urge to kiss that Warlock until his lips turned his own favorite color.

"I'm alright, handsome. But I would be even more Alright if I could get you in my bed~."

Logan was conflicted. That was lust, not love. Either way worked for Logan however. Logan looked over to see the flask on the counter just above the two boys on the ground. How Logan got in between Roman's legs in that stereotypical position everybody knows is beyond logic. Pun intended. Logan smirked at his own plan and took the flask and chugged the rest. Since he was a magical being, he didn't have the same intense reaction as Roman. However his chest did grow warm and he felt his face heating up. Logan placed his hand on the side of Roman's face, feeling the sexual tension between the two and wanting to end it right here and now, bed or not. Lust was such a funny emotion, was it not?

"The floor sounds perfect to me, Mi príncipe caliente~."

Back to Roman's perspective because why not? I need a larger word count! Roman knew Spanish front and back, so he knew exactly what Logan just said. Roman chuckled and pried the other boy off him reluctantly. He confused Logan until he picked Logan up bridal style. He still had his memories and thoughts, so it's not like he didn't know where the bedroom was. He pressed a kiss on his forehead, laced with both warm love and desire. That potion was a LOVE potion. Lust was just a temporary side effect!

"Well I'd prefer the bed, Ma Fleur~."

Logan Elton his face go entirely red. Did he just call him his flower in French? Whatever. Logan could focus on the wide range of human emotions later. Now he was going to learn all about a human's world~

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I SWEAR I WANTED THAT TO BE INNOCENT BUT I WAS MINDLESSLY TYPING AND THIS HAPPENED I AM SO SORRY I AN AN EMBARASSMENT TO THIS INNOCENT FANDOM I AM SO SORRY TO THE REQUESTOR AND TO ALL OF YOU I LET YOU DOWN!!!

Remember: be a good person. Everyone can be a good person if they just try. Internet hugs and blow kisses.

~Eva

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