Fanfic Rants And The Rest of...

By theflowermaid

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So I have been on Wattpad for a few years now. I'm on it almost everyday, it's like a drug to me. However, ev... More

INTRODUCTION
1D (One Direction)
HP (Harry Potter)
Twilight (GAHHHHHHHHH....Need I Say More?)
FT (Fairy Tail)
Mocking Fanfics in General
Fifty Shades of Grey....WTF?!
Bollywood (aka the Indian Industry in General)
SORRY
Undiscovered...My Ass
My Immortal....God Wants to Kill Me, Doesn't He?
Zayn Malik Leaves 1D? IDGAF!
Anime is for Kids? WHO THE F*** SAID THAT?!
Instant Popularity for People Who Can't Handle Fame
Black Butler (aka Kuroshitsuji)
Battle of Hogwarts and the Difference Between The Hunger Games
Avatar: The Last Airbender (A:TLA)
Um...I Take Back What I Said
Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan)
FNAF Fandom....*facepalms*
Grammar Fail
Mario vs Sonic (WHO CARES)
Fullmetal Alchemist (FMA and FMA: Brotherhood)
Crossovers
SAO (Sword Art Online)
Gravity Falls
Pokémon
How To Train Your Dragon (HTTYD)
Steven Universe (SU)
Mini Rants
Why Is Tumblr Not a Safe Place for Artists Anymore?
Sailor Moon vs. Cardcaptor Sakura
Fairy Tail Chapter 462 (aka NATSU YOU FREAKING IDIOT)
Sailor Moon (For Reals)
Kuroshitsuji: Book of Circus (AHHHH)
Life Rant #1 (aka Me Geeking out about Soundtrack music)
Half Readers
Bollywood Rant #2
Chhota Bheem (AKA Read this if you don't want to go anywhere near this shit)
Puella Magi Madoka Magica (PMMM)
Lisanna Hate (Let's Go Over Why Shall We?)
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Percy Jackson (PJO)
Romance Clichés of Wattpad
School Systems in Fanfics and Cultural Appropriation
Undertale
Mini Rants #2 (And...Oooh, Deepika Padukone!)
"OMG Im pregnant with luke hemming's baby!1!!"
THE EVER LOVING OSCARS
TOO MANY READER INSERTS
The Last of Us
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Kim Possible (And the Concept of Mary Sues)
Clickbaits, Shoutouts, and Apologies
Ship Names
Reboots (aka: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE CN?!)
Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated
Miraculous Ladybug: The Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir
Sailor Moon Crystal Season 3
Harry Potter (Part 2)
World-Building in Crossovers
Magi: Labyrinth of Magic (Part 1)
Magi: Labyrinth of Magic (Part 2)
Stories w/Scripts (Why do these Exist)
Dragons: Race To The Edge Season 3
Magi: Labryinth of Magic (Chapter 313)
WATTYS 2016!!!
Scooby-Doo (Why is there so much hate)
CELEBRATE!!!
Pokémon (Again)
Milking Series? (Or does that mean milking a cow?)
Fate/stay night (And the rest of the goddamn franchise)
Carnival Phantasm
How To Train Your Dragon (Part 2)
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni (When The Higurashi Cicadas Cry)
Mystic Messenger (aka the app that loves to screw with our feelings)
Yuri!!! On Ice Final Episode Reactions
Merry Christmas!
Mystic Messenger Christmas DLC (Cause Cheritz liked to give smiles this X-Mas)
A few updates....
Fairy Tail Movie: Phoenix Priestess
Fairy Tail: Dragon Cry (Trailer Reaction)
Soundtrack Rant #2
Ori and the Will of the Wisps (Trailer Reaction)
The End of Fairy Tail
CHERITZ JUST RELEASED THE V ROUTE
Mystic Messenger: Another Story (aka SAERAN DESERVED BETTER)
Being OOC
Boku no Hero Acadamia/My Hero Acadamia (BNHA/MHA)
Danganronpa (YES I JUMPED ON THE BANDWAGON)
Bollywood Clichés #3
Cartoons in India
Winx Club
HAPPY NEW YEAR <3
Yuri!!! On Ice
Mini Rants #3
Danagnronpa V3: Killing Harmony
Game of Thrones
Mystic Messenger: Another Story (Part 2, aka protect Saeran Choi at all costs)
HOLY SHIT
13 Reasons Why
Long Chapters
The Clique
Author's Notes (AND WHY THEY EXIST)
The Revenge Fics
Game of Thrones (Season 8)
Twilight #2 (aka, A Retrospective Look at my Previous Rant)
Mo Dao Zu Shi (MDZS)
Watching/Reading the Series fics
Isekai and Reincarnation Tropes
Fate: The Winx Saga (What the actual fuck was this show)
Looking Back (and a final Goodbye)
New Rant Book Out!

Um.....WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS

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By theflowermaid

"Go Premium"? Is this YouTube Red all over again???

And it is YouTube Red all over again.

WATTPAD. ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME.

I'M A BROKE ASS COLLEGE STUDENT

DO YOU EXPECT ME TO ACTUALLY PAY TO GET THE NEW FEATURES FIRST

LIKE HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

PLEASE TELL ME I'M LEGIT CURIOUS

I want to make a witty comment about this concerning the ads on the desktop but we all know what that comment is going to be so I'm not gonna mention it for the sake of being able to keep using it.

For that matter, I really don't mind the ads on Wattpad app tbh. I know some people will find them irritating as hell but here's how I see it: it's far better than other free apps where you get bombarded with ads every few seconds.

For me, they have been very far in between. I don't read stories as much on here anymore because college is time consuming and I barely get time to write my stories as it is. But those ads do support some of the writers on here so I don't see the necessity to complain here.

But what really bugs me is the new features thing. WE HAVE TO PAY TO ACCESS NEW FEATURES FIRST. 

So you mean we can't wait for the app to update to get those said new features???

Edit: I still don't get the logic of this. If we have to pay to get new features FIRST, then why not just keep them to the paid users? Idk something like Crunchyroll adding live streaming to their episodes to Premium users makes a lot more sense to this. But where Wattpad's version goes anywhere, well see soon enough. I mean, the premium users getting the new features first basically means that they act as the betas lmao.

Ugh that still pisses me off.

But the sad thing about all of this is that unlike YouTube Red, this is the one thing I might actually apply for a subscription over if the ads get worse over time. Because unlike YouTube, I do stuff on here. I do read some of the stories, I do write stories, even if it is only one or two on here right now. And for that matter, it is relatively cheaper than YouTube Red, so it at least has that going for it.

And yeah. That's about it for this rant. I'm tired with a cold and this week is just making me exhausted. New rants may be out in god knows how long. :/

Sayonara till then!

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