"You WHAT?! WOW, THIS IS...THIS IS AMAZING! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVERRRRR!!!" Adrien slowly pulled his phone away from his ear as Nino continued to sing.
"Nino. Enough Disney references. Please." Adrien yelled to the phone.
"Okay. Sorry." Nino chuckled.
Adrien sighed.
"So, you actually told her that. And to add a bonus, you hugged her? YEEK!" Nino squealed from the other line.
"Nino, you sound like a girl."
"Am I a pretty one?" Nino asked. Adrien facepalmed.
"I don't know but you'd look like Alya if you were." Adrien replied.
"So, I'm beautiful." Nino said.
"WHAT?! Wait... You like her, don't you." Adrien teased. He could tell Nino was flustered on the other side.
The phone was silent for awhile. "Hello?" Adrien asked thinking Nino had hung up.
"It's me." Nino replied with a cheeky tune.
"Shut up and talk to me. You like her right?" Adrien grinned.
"Y-yeah. Okay, shut up! This is about you, not me!" Nino shouted. Adrien chuckled quietly.
"Okay, fine."
"So, tell me. What happened after ..you know?" Nino asked.
Adrien could tell he had a cheeky grin. "Well, I stripped her."
"WHAT?!"
"And I took her to an alley." Adrien tried to hold in his laughter.
"WHAT?!? ADRIEN!! WHAT?!...what happened next?" His voice went from shock to curiosity.
Adrien facepalmed harder. "You really think I'd do that?" He said. Nino laughed nervously from the other line.
"N-no... I-I...JUST TELL ME WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?!" Nino said anxiously.
Adrien chuckled. He sound like a little puppy. "Wait, are you whimpering?"
"No, that was my goldfish. Talk!"
"Okay."
--flashback--
"M-Marinette?" Adrien asked, a visible blush spreading across his face. Why? Marinette was moaning.
She continuously rubbed her face on his shirt while letting out quiet moans. Her hands were gripping his shirt tightly, like she was holding on for dear life.
She was still sniffling. She let out a tired groan.
"Marinette." Adrien pulled her back and looked at her. Her eyes were puffy but they looked tired. Her nose was red. Nothing unusual till he touched her forehead.
"Marinette, YOU'RE HOT!" He said with worry.
--back to reality--
"Oh, I see." Nino teased.
"Oh, shut up." Adrien blushed.
"I know you blushing, Ad-"
"Anyway!"
-- continuing--
"I know..." Marinette whispered.
"That's not what I meant!" He blushed.
"Aww, you're so red. It's so cute~" Marinette cooed and shakily reached her hands to his cheeks and gave them a weak squeeze.
"You're sick." Adrien narrowed his eyes at her. She gasped weakly.
"That's no way to talk to a lady. " she frowned.
Than she giggled loosing her balance and fell back. Adrien quickly grabbed her waist and supported her. She looked up and saw Adrien.
Her expression turned from this; O.o
To this; (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Ummm, Marinette. What's with the expression?" Adrien asked nervously.
"͡° ͜ʖ ͡°" Marinette expression remained.
"Let me take you back to your home. " He said and picked her up bridal style.
"Yay! TONIGHT! WE ARE YOOOOUNG!" she sang tiredly.
"You're sick but you act like you're drunk. Ow! " He cringed when she slapped his head.
Marinette giggled. "No need to say Thank you, Addy-boo!" She cooed.
"THANK YOU?!" He asked in confusion.
"You're welcome!" She laughed.
"What? You should be thanking me!" He yelled back. She only giggled.
"Haha~"
"Marinette, i-" he was cut off when his phone rang. He knew what that meant. He was busted.
"Look, I have to leave you here. Can you manage?" He said, glancing at his pocket nervously. Marinette somehow managed to jump out of his arms.
"I'M FINE!" She scream groggily.
"Okay. Gotta blast." He said and ran off.
"Yeah, run! Or I'll blast your ass off or something... HAHA!" Marinette scream as she walked away like a drink woman.
--end--
"You're stupid, y'know?"
"WHAT?! WHY?!" Adrien scream at Nino.
"Yeesh, let it go."
"Quit it."
"Hahaha, okay. But why'd you leave her alone." Nino questioned.
"Because... Do you know I'm grounded right now because I snuck out."
"Wait, is your Nathalie and your dad...Hitting that-"
"Nino, it's not like that." Adrien interrupt in annoyance.
"Hehe, what I meant to say was...Hit. The....Quan?" Nino said.
"You're dead tomorrow. You know that right?" Adrien glared at the phone.
"Being friends with you...I'm basically a ghost."
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Hey, guys! Waddup?! Hehe.... No, okay.
I'm so happy cause......CHRISTMAS KEEPS GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER!!!! YESS!!! AD SCHOOL HAS COME TO AN END!!!! YAY!!!
Anyway! Time for our next segment! It's.... Random Talk with Author.
Well... That's not amusing. But whatever. So for today it's, stupidest thing you've ever said.
Simple....
"My people have very amazing reproductive systems.. " to my class girl.
What's yours??
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