( JOKES ) Stories from Africa

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Funny stories, jokes, practical jokes and messages collected by an African to preserve the dying art of story... Higit pa

( JOKES )Stories from :-) Africa Watty Awards 2012
The Kitchen
What is Stress?
Strange Rats
Christian Dog
Strange...Funny Face
Don't mind the Pastor
The Suitor
Lying Pastor
Foolish Love
One for me, One for you
Step Dad
Surprise
The Machine's or Mine?
Love of my life
Don't start what you can't finish
Barber's wife
Over speeding
Software Geek
Fish can't Drown
Gender equality
Radio Rat
Unfortunate
Marriages do expire
The Safari
Protection
Dumb kid
It's Your Turn
A Question for You
Tell it to the Boss
A big Mess
Cross Examination
Speed Control
The Last Burial
Pay your Bills
Silly Question
Peanuts
Technical Support
Confession
Confession
Pineapples-Cannibal
Theories-Chicken
This is a touching story
Salty Drink
Salty Drink
I miss my Rival
Light Bulb
Why, are you shy?
Furniture Business
How to make your wife Scream
Mozart-Decomposing
Health Alert
Fury of a Woman
One of them is a CANNIBAL
African Sign writing
Resignation
Exposed-By a Child-Power of Prayer
Happily ever After
How do you spell STUPID?
Got Grapes?
The Yam Farm
Cheating Death
English Class
Tree Schooling- High School
Community Service
Cue Ball-A monkey's Lesson
What was on your......
Take your time
Questions , yes Questions
Hold her For Me
Lies, Stop Fronting
Ned and the Dog
What...?
It is better to die this way
What is wrong with him?
Top ten jokes- who wins?
Once in a Lifetime
A sad story
You almost killed us
Drinking Competition
Why did you eat him?
After all... He is your son

IQ Test

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STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

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Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence

signed? * at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?*

marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea

what it will become?* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without

sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?*

You will never find an elephant that has only one

hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in

one hand and four apples and three oranges in

other hand, what would you have ?* Very large

hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,

how long would it take four men to build it?* No

time at all, the wall is alreadybuilt.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete

floor without cracking it?*Any way you want,

concretefloors are very hard to crack.

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