Fanfic Rants And The Rest of...

By theflowermaid

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So I have been on Wattpad for a few years now. I'm on it almost everyday, it's like a drug to me. However, ev... More

INTRODUCTION
1D (One Direction)
HP (Harry Potter)
Twilight (GAHHHHHHHHH....Need I Say More?)
FT (Fairy Tail)
Mocking Fanfics in General
Fifty Shades of Grey....WTF?!
Bollywood (aka the Indian Industry in General)
SORRY
Undiscovered...My Ass
My Immortal....God Wants to Kill Me, Doesn't He?
Zayn Malik Leaves 1D? IDGAF!
Anime is for Kids? WHO THE F*** SAID THAT?!
Instant Popularity for People Who Can't Handle Fame
Black Butler (aka Kuroshitsuji)
Battle of Hogwarts and the Difference Between The Hunger Games
Avatar: The Last Airbender (A:TLA)
Um...I Take Back What I Said
Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan)
FNAF Fandom....*facepalms*
Grammar Fail
Mario vs Sonic (WHO CARES)
Fullmetal Alchemist (FMA and FMA: Brotherhood)
Crossovers
SAO (Sword Art Online)
Gravity Falls
Pokémon
How To Train Your Dragon (HTTYD)
Steven Universe (SU)
Mini Rants
Why Is Tumblr Not a Safe Place for Artists Anymore?
Sailor Moon vs. Cardcaptor Sakura
Fairy Tail Chapter 462 (aka NATSU YOU FREAKING IDIOT)
Sailor Moon (For Reals)
Kuroshitsuji: Book of Circus (AHHHH)
Life Rant #1 (aka Me Geeking out about Soundtrack music)
Half Readers
Bollywood Rant #2
Chhota Bheem (AKA Read this if you don't want to go anywhere near this shit)
Puella Magi Madoka Magica (PMMM)
Lisanna Hate (Let's Go Over Why Shall We?)
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Percy Jackson (PJO)
Romance Clichés of Wattpad
School Systems in Fanfics and Cultural Appropriation
Undertale
Mini Rants #2 (And...Oooh, Deepika Padukone!)
"OMG Im pregnant with luke hemming's baby!1!!"
THE EVER LOVING OSCARS
TOO MANY READER INSERTS
The Last of Us
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Kim Possible (And the Concept of Mary Sues)
Clickbaits, Shoutouts, and Apologies
Ship Names
Reboots (aka: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE CN?!)
Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated
Miraculous Ladybug: The Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir
Sailor Moon Crystal Season 3
Harry Potter (Part 2)
World-Building in Crossovers
Magi: Labyrinth of Magic (Part 1)
Magi: Labyrinth of Magic (Part 2)
Dragons: Race To The Edge Season 3
Magi: Labryinth of Magic (Chapter 313)
WATTYS 2016!!!
Scooby-Doo (Why is there so much hate)
CELEBRATE!!!
Pokémon (Again)
Milking Series? (Or does that mean milking a cow?)
Fate/stay night (And the rest of the goddamn franchise)
Carnival Phantasm
How To Train Your Dragon (Part 2)
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni (When The Higurashi Cicadas Cry)
Mystic Messenger (aka the app that loves to screw with our feelings)
Yuri!!! On Ice Final Episode Reactions
Merry Christmas!
Mystic Messenger Christmas DLC (Cause Cheritz liked to give smiles this X-Mas)
A few updates....
Fairy Tail Movie: Phoenix Priestess
Fairy Tail: Dragon Cry (Trailer Reaction)
Soundtrack Rant #2
Ori and the Will of the Wisps (Trailer Reaction)
The End of Fairy Tail
CHERITZ JUST RELEASED THE V ROUTE
Mystic Messenger: Another Story (aka SAERAN DESERVED BETTER)
Um.....WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS
Being OOC
Boku no Hero Acadamia/My Hero Acadamia (BNHA/MHA)
Danganronpa (YES I JUMPED ON THE BANDWAGON)
Bollywood Clichés #3
Cartoons in India
Winx Club
HAPPY NEW YEAR <3
Yuri!!! On Ice
Mini Rants #3
Danagnronpa V3: Killing Harmony
Game of Thrones
Mystic Messenger: Another Story (Part 2, aka protect Saeran Choi at all costs)
HOLY SHIT
13 Reasons Why
Long Chapters
The Clique
Author's Notes (AND WHY THEY EXIST)
The Revenge Fics
Game of Thrones (Season 8)
Twilight #2 (aka, A Retrospective Look at my Previous Rant)
Mo Dao Zu Shi (MDZS)
Watching/Reading the Series fics
Isekai and Reincarnation Tropes
Fate: The Winx Saga (What the actual fuck was this show)
Looking Back (and a final Goodbye)
New Rant Book Out!

Stories w/Scripts (Why do these Exist)

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By theflowermaid

WARNING: I HAVE NO ILL WILL AGAINST THE AUTHOR AND THE PLOT OF THE STORY. PLEASE TAKE THIS WARNING UNDER CONSIDERATION AS YOU SEE ME RANT MINDLESSLY ABOUT THE STRUCTURE OF SAID STORY.

So I got onto my laptop a few hours ago and in my recommendations, lies a story called "100 Days In The Anime World" by SheIsAHellishAngel. Not gonna hate on the plot of story, since I read like only the first few chapters. Besides, just look up the story on Wattpad and it's literally the first result. The cover will have the Wattys 2014 badge thingy on it.

But with that said, emphasis on barely read, because one look into the story, and the first thing I see.....(I'm sorry but I have to show a screenshot of this. I really can't explain how that story was structured.)

......I'm sorry, how and why did this win a Wattys Award? It's main character is a complete Mary Sue, the writing is kind of cringe worthy and while the plot does legitimately seem interesting and non-cliché, its execution is very poor. And that execution has mainly everything to do with the way it's formatted.

So tell me, are we in theater class?

No? THEN WHY IS YOUR STORY IN A SCRIPT-BASED FORMAT?! Like seriously, we're reading a novel, not a fucking script for a movie. I wouldn't mind this if it was some sort of roleplay or something. But literally, this is a full completed fanfic, full on with a complete plot.

LIKE HAVE YOU ACTUALLY EVER READ A PUBLISHED NOVEL WHERE THE ENTIRE STORY WAS STRUCTURED LIKE THIS?!

(Harry Potter and the Cursed Child does not count because that is a play, not an actual novel.)

If not: Then what were you thinking?! Even the most cliché stories have some effort to actually write a story, with proper paragraph formatting and editing.

Like literally, the screenshot is pretty much a writer's worst nightmare when looking for inspiration. In addition, WHAT IS IT WITH EMOJIS?

CAN YOU PLEASE ACTUALLY DESCRIBE EMOTIONS?! LIKE ACTUALLY USE DESCRIPTIVE WORDS TO CONVEY HALF OF THOSE EMOJIS IN YOUR STORY?

AGAIN, YOU ARE WRITING A STORY. NOT A SCRIPT. NOT A FACEBOOK POST. YOU ARE WRITING

A

FUCKING

STORY.

*ahem*

Sorry, got a bit carried away there. But seriously though, stories are there to convey emotions. They are there for us to imagine new worlds and characters.

This.....is not a story. It's a script, with emojis to sound more "animu".

I swear to God, if anyone finds this story, reads the entire thing and tells me that majority of it is satire, I will fully apologize.

If not.....

I'm done.

Yeah, really short and impromptu rant. I almost didn't do this rant because I was scared that people might call me a hypocrite. But then it hit me that technically I was writing my opinions in my rant book. Not in the comments section of the book, but somewhere where I can't really hurt anyone unless the author of this story reads this rant, which is a 10-20% possibility.

Anyway, I might put off the rant for Race to the Edge for a bit. And on a completely unrelated note, has anyone played Pokémon GO yet? I started playing and I have no idea on how to feel about it. XD

What else would you like me to rant on? Comment below and let me know! Sayonara! :D

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